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Father of two charged in child poisoning case

Father of two charged in child poisoning case

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Regency, Alabama - A prominent business owner is being charged in the poisoning and near death of his two children.

Alabama Child Protective Services was notified when the children of prominent Regency land developer Ian Oda were brought into Eden County General Hospital convulsing and showing other signs of poisoning. When questioned about what had happened, Mr. Oda explained that the children, Alex 7 and Elizabeth 6, had ingested poisoned food that he had warned them not to eat. “I told them the rules and they disobeyed me. This is their fault.”

Police and CPS agents were dispatched to the Oda home where they found an elaborate fenced-in playground which had been built specifically for the children. Neighbors reported that they had seen the children enjoying themselves and running naked around the playground for several days before the incident. Food, snacks and beverages were scattered throughout the area. However, some of the treats had been laced with strychnine and piled all together at the base of a large apple tree.

Further complicating matters was the news that a former employee of Mr. Oda had been seen talking to the children shortly before they arrived at the hospital. Mr. Levi Natas had been overheard telling Elizabeth that the poisoned snacks were actually the tastiest snacks of all and that their father was hoarding them for himself.

Mr. Natas had worked for Mr. Oda’s company for many years but had a falling out and been let go under contentious circumstances in 2004. Mr. Natas then started his own rival company in Regency and has been notorious for trying to undermine many of Mr. Oda’s construction projects.

When questioned about the incident Mr. Oda said, “Oh yes, I saw Mr. Natas talking to Elizabeth. I saw everything. My living room window overlooks the playground. But the children knew the rules. That was the only pile of snacks I had asked them not to eat.”

Mr. Oda faces charges of reckless endangerment. Although the children have recovered, Mr. Oda stated to police that they are no longer welcome in his home, will never be allowed back into the playground, and that their children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren will also never be allowed to play there.

In a prepared statement which Mr. Oda dictated to one of his assistants while the assistant was asleep, he proclaimed, “I have an employee that can clean up this mess. I promise I will send him. But it may take a few thousand years before I get around to it.”

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Ten thousand things you didn’t know

Ten thousand things you didn’t know

If a picture is worth a thousand words, then here are about ten thousands words’ worth of photos for you. A few months ago, I bought a small camera that I try to take everywhere I go. The plan was to make myself look more careful at the world around me, which I [...]

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The Gay Pride Confederate

Sifting through some of my photos from last year, I found a shot that tickled and confused me at the time that I took it, and still does now. I would like to share it with all of you.
But first some background: Last summer, I was watching my city’s Gay Pride Parade in my city’s [...]

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I am not a woman. Are you?

I realized this very recently, when several factors forced gender into awareness. In a psychology course a few quarters back, the professor asked the class to list the groups to which we each thought we belonged. My list looked something like this: “Student; Intellectual; Atheist; Independent; Skeptic; Young Adult”. As students read off their answers, [...]

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World class pranksters at large

For a world-class prank, check this out:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwMj3PJDxuo[/youtube]
The group is called “Improv Everywhere: We cause scenes.” This group obviously has a lot of fun, yet takes their work seriously. Check out its website — the right column lists the group’s other “missions” (they indicate that they’ve had about 70 missions so far).
The other missions include “Suicide [...]

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Vacationing at home

Vacationing at home

I just finished with an intense period of work, including trying part of a jury case that ended in a mistrial when the opposing attorney was rushed to the hospital with internal bleeding.  
Trying lawsuits can be exhausing work.  Really exhausting.  My wife (Anne) saw that look in my eyes, and insisted that I could really use [...]

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More cartoons from around the world

More cartoons from around the world

Note from Erich:  DI has a purchased a license from Cagle Cartoons to publish these cartoons.  We are proud to support the work of these cartoonists.
I thought I’d mention a bit more about Cagle.   It is an organization owned by cartoonists for the benefit of cartoonists.  Cagle publishes the works of hundreds of cartoonists from around the [...]

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Finally, some serious investigative journalism regarding LOL

I’m glad that someone finally starting raising probing questions regarding this compelling topic of LOL.

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How many more bars of soap will I buy before I die?

How many more bars of soap will I buy before I die?

Today, I find myself wondering how many more bars of soap I will buy before I die.  How many more bars of soap will I buy ever?  What brought this on?
I recently went to Costco.  I needed soap and Costco sells big packs of soap at a good price.  Therefore, I bought a pack of [...]

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Sin, Sex, Secret Societies

Last night I saw The Da Vinci Code for the first time.  I had read the first chapter of the book some time ago and frankly it so did not capture my imagination that I haven’t picked it up since.  Years before, I’d read Holy Blood Holy Grail, the book upon which most of Brown’s [...]

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Hawk of the Evening

Hawk of the Evening

I glanced up through my city home office window at dusk, and saw a big bird in the tree.

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So I grabbed my camera and took a few snapshots before she flew. I’m guessing at the gender. At the low light, the shot of her departure is too blurry to share. Am I wasting [...]

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Cats With Guns - The Pinky Show

In which we, along with a disappointed viewer, are are schooled by a very smart cat regarding symbols, meaning, and discourse.
If you are not familiar with The Pinky Show, check them out. Though simple, compelling. I always gain at least one new way to look at things.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaESuQQRask[/youtube]
If there is one thing to be [...]

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Rube Goldberg, Anyone?

I really do enjoy these displays of gadgetry. Quite clever. I just wish I could read the little notes at the end of each episode–I assume I’m missing a good joke.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6AJcUIx0So[/youtube]