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Politician’s preemptive apology

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Congressman Offers Preemptive Apology For Extramarital Affair

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Erich Vieth is an iconoclastic attorney, musician and writer living in the Shaw neighborhood of St. Louis, Missouri. He and his wife Anne Jay have two daughters, aged 9 and 11.

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