The Onion: Cheney Dunk Tank Raises $800 Billion For Nation

Erich Vieth | February 4, 2009 | Comments (0)

The Onion has reported that a dunk tank featuring Dick Cheney has raised $800 Billion to assist the U.S. economy.

WASHINGTON—Organizers reported Sunday that the 44th White House Carnival was a rousing success, raising a record $800,000,066,845 for the federal government—$800 billion of which came from a dunk tank featuring former vice president Dick Cheney.

And check out this Onion Network News story about the recent retirement of an NFL Football coach:


Tom Coughlin Retires From Family To Spend More Time With Team

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About Erich Vieth: Erich Vieth is an iconoclastic attorney, musician and writer living in the Shaw neighborhood of St. Louis, Missouri. He and his wife Anne Jay have two daughters, aged 9 and 11. View author profile.

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