“Expelled” Redux
Duped from Ethics Gradient.
They’ve started advertising the DVD version of that infernal, mendacious, highly offensive, wilfully ignorant and misleading waste of megabytes known as Expelled. Bay of Fundie has scratched the surface of their advertising and revealed some new information.
Now, given that this is the DVD release of Expelled, it makes me wonder what kind of special features they’ll include. Of course no one can know for sure, but I have something of a wish list:
- a complete timeline of all the steps taken & communication entered into to secure the participation of such people as Richard Dawkins and PZ Myers, including a full explanation for the stark deviation from the premise of the original film: it was originally presented to Myers & Dawkins as a documentary named “Crossroads”, detailing the intersection of religion & science, which it clearly did not turn out to be, either by name or nature
- full, uncut, unedited interviews with the above-named
- a full explanation from the film’s producers of PZ Myer’s own expulsion from a screening of Expelled by security staff before he’d entered the theatre, despite the fact that he’d registered to attend under his own name and hadn’t attempted any kind of subterfuge, as was alleged early on by the producers (as well as an explanation of how Richard Dawkins, arguably more recognisable than PZ Myers, was allowed to enter unmolested)
- behind-the-scenes segments showing such things as exactly who comprised the audience in Ben Stein’s opening, paranoid address to college “students”and a clear explanation of Adolf Hitler’s alleged use Darwin’s theory of evolution to justify his horrific experiments
- a demonstration that the producers of this film - and Ben Stein himself - actually understand what the theory of evolution says and, importantly, what it doesn’t say: Stein is on record stating that evolution can’t explain certain astronomical phenomena & processes, apparently ignorant of the fact that evolution only applies to terrestrial biological diversity
- an explanation of how “micro-evolution” differs from “macro-evolution”, followed by an explanation of how a lit match can’t start a bushfire
- an actual clear-cut, definitive definition of the theory of Intelligent Design, the predictions made by this theory and why this theory requires equal time in science classes (see below)
- results of any actual research into & testing of ID’s predictions, including such information as the identity or even intent of the “designer” and the reason for the many, glaring inefficiencies, inconsistencies and illogicalities in biological “designs” from all branches of life. This should be presented by one or a combination of (but not limited to) the following high-profile design proponents: Michael Behe, William Dembski, Casey Luskin, Phillip Johnston & we mustn’t (nor will we ever) forget Ben Stein.
- a full explanation of the “controversy” that Stein & co wish to be taught to children, as it appears that the only controversy regarding the veracity of evolutionary theory is the one Stein & his partners in this endeavour have manufactured
- actual, scientific rebuttals of (or even credible challenges to) any aspect or aspects of the theory of evolution - without resorting to paranoid conspiracy theories or sweeping, unsupportable statements about “Big Science”
- an explanation of Stein’s infamous remark from an interview on a Christian TV programme: “Love of God and compassion and empathy leads you to a very glorious place, and science leads you to killing people.”
- an explanation of how Intelligent Design is not based on (or simply is) Biblical creationism & an explanation of the actions of the obviously religiously motivated members of the Dover, PA school board (and their supporters from the Discovery Institute, authors of the infamous and clearly religiously-based “Wedge Document”) which led to the famous trial of 2004
- a justification for singling out Darwinian evolution for special attention, while other fields such as Newtonian physics and Copernican astronomy each contradict Scripture in various ways but are (for the most part) left unmolested and uncontested by religionists
- one good reason why teaching children their parents’ religion shouldn’t just stay in Scripture classes, Sunday schools, churches and the family home and one good reason why it should be taught as fact alongside evidence-based science when, as is repeated often, religion & belief is a matter of faith, which by definition means “accepting a proposition without evidence”
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Of course, it’s all wishful thinking on my part. But no more so than Stein & Co’s insistence that “Big Science” persecutes & expels religious professors for dissenting views, that ”Darwinism” is a one-way street to concentration camps or, indeed, the insistence of many ID supporters that Big Religion played no part in attempting to usher Bible stories into science classes through the back door in violation of the Establishment Clause of the Constitution of the United States.
I eagerly await my hopes to be dashed.
*yawn*
Thank you, Edgar. No more troll-pellets today and no more Mr Nice Heathen. I could get myself drawn into this pointless vortex of bullshit for days!
I shall instead address the congregation:
As we can see here today, dear colleagues, our latest and most pointlessly prolific specimen, Mr Brewer, is indeed conforming to classical Creationist Arguing Procedure (abbreviated to CrAP for expediency): misrepresent the facts (Hitler followed evolution!); project onto your opponents (you’re all worshippers; you’re the ones who shift the goalposts!); flat-out lie (evolution is a religion!); portray any atheist with a public persona as “ranting” (or militant or strident); side-track the topic into one he thinks he can win and then shift the goalposts by re-defining the game (worship!); evangelise constantly (whether on-topic or not and regardless of whether anyone’s actually paying attention); deny absolutely any & all rebuttals of the aforementioned CrAP; employ guilt by association - throw atheists, liberals & freethinkers together in the same pot with Hitler, Stalin and anyone else who’s even done anything bad but who wasn’t overtly religious [as if that in anyway disproves the atheist position anyway]); and then the clincher: the Pigeon Chess manouevre. It goes like this: swoop into a game, knock all the pieces over, flap about & coo a bit, knock the pieces over, shit all over the board then fly back to the nest to claim victory.
Of course, that by no means is a comprehensive list, dear friends. But the good news is that most of the standard CrAP elements have been rolled out by our specimen in just this comment thread alone. “But why is that Good News?” I hear you ask.
Well, all we have to do now is get our specimen to reveal his almost certain homophobia (no doubt carrying a disclaimer that he doesn’t hate them, he cares for them and worries for their souls as they’ve turned away from God) and we’ve got ourselves a FUNDIE BINGO!
[cue the next round of trolling by our pigeon which will no doubt feature coos of "victory is mine", more gooey splashes of CrAP and more generic copy+paste pamphleteering]
Probably a good thing I deleted my page and a half rebuttal, simply because it played into his little game. Hank summed it up nicely.
Hank wrote: “Of course, that by no means is a comprehensive list, dear friends.”
Off the top of my head, I’d add wrath (messages changed from simple preaching to outright execration), envy (in its most general sense; “those who commit the sin of envy resent that another person has something they perceive themselves as lacking, and wish the other person to be deprived of it” — Wikipedia), and pride (lots and lots of pride). Three out of seven.
“All people worship something/someone. I know that you cannot admit it but it is true. Again, whatever you spend the most of your time, energy, money, thoughts, etc. on, that is the thing that you worship. What do you spend the majority of your time, energy, money, thoughts, etc. on? Answer that question and you will know what/whom you worship.”
OMFG!!!!!111oneoneone
I worship high school marching band. I knew from the moment my kid signed up to play saxophone that it was some kind of cult. Now I’m certain of it. I’m making cookies, sewing flags, hauling instruments and equipment, letting the kids practice at my house, taking minutes at the monthly meetings. . .it goes on and on! Here I thought I was just helping out the kids, enjoying the company of the other parents, showing support for my child, but now I know it for what it truly is!
What the heck am I going to worship after she graduates? Man, that’s gonna be tough.
But, Lisa, the thought of you enjoying your sacreligious berry “PIE” means that I can’t enjoy my chocolate mousse! In fact, your perverse desire for “mixed” berries undermines the very institution of dessert!
P.S. I don’t hate you, Lisa, I just hate your dessert preferences!
Alison, what I want to know is what I’m going to do when Pink Floyd break up. I mean, they lost Roger Waters years ago, Rick Wright just died and Dave Gilmour isn’t getting any younger. Who the hell will I worship and build altars to and kill infloydels in the name of when there’s no more Floyd?
And, by the way, you warring dessertists are missing the Truth of the Word: it’s all about cake. Those who haven’t seen the Divine Truth of my mother’s home-made fruit cake shall have their souls poked with little pointy things for all eternity!
Not knowing about The Cake is no excuse anymore either: I’ve told you about The Truth Of The Cake now, so there’s no choice but to submit, bow your heads and hand over the keys to your soul! The Cake knows all and sees all and tastes delicious with a cup of milky tea, bless its Fruity Goodness.
If you don’t get the reference, you don’t get it that the jokes on you, Erik…
Hank
I was waiting for you to mention fruitcake. That’s just the type of liberal dessert fallacy I expect from you Australian freethinkers. You assume that fruitcake is “perfectly natural” but that is a false assumption my friend!!! There were no fruitcakes in the Garden of Eden. If God had wanted fruit to be soaked in sugar and technicolor artificial dyes, He would have created it that way. Now the fruitcake agenda is even trying to push its way into our public schools!!! You pretend that those little round tins are just “holiday gifts for teacher” but I know better!!!
I know that some of you liberal freethinkers believe that promiscuous cheesecake consumption is also OK, but that is another false belief the Devil plants in your minds. Cheesecake is a wonderful gift from God, but only within the sanction of a marriage with chocolate!!!
And don’t be taken in by “dessert moderates” like Erich, who will tell you “everything is OK in small amounts.” He would even tell you to stop before you have completely stuffed yourself with chocolate. WRONG!!! There is no such thing as “too much chocolate”.
• Mobius 1
First of all I do not pass you off as anything. I see that you are a person who “thinks” he knows what the Bible says and then proves that he doesn’t by what is written.
I offer what you cannot argue against. You just skip from question to question once I disprove your argument. That is typical. As I have said, I have been down this road before.
As I have already shown you (obviously you do not read) the Bible does not say that the world is flat, in fact It says that the world is round. Secondly, witches, floating on water, center of the universe etc.? Obviously you have been reading about the Bible instead of reading the Bible Itself.
As to women (already been explained). Men and women are created equal in the eyes of God (read the Bible, Genesis 1). Because of sin, man has treated women as lower class citizens (not God’s fault).
Erich criticizes me for writing the same things but if he would read what you write then he would see that you keep bringing the same arguments even though they have already been defeated. Speak about being boring (you keep saying the same thing over and over again without any proof).
Here is the answer. Man is born into sin (everyone after Adam is born a sinner). Every part of our being is tainted by sin. We are the ones who sin (you try to blame God and Satan, do not want to take credit for your own bad choices) God created us with the purpose of having a relationship with Him, for our own benefit. We chose to break that relationship and we send ourselves to condemnation and punishment (action/consequence). Condemnation was never intended for humans but we chose it through disobedience. Again, you try to blame God for your own actions. He gave you free will and you seem to hate that.
You try to take the focus off your beloved Dawkins and place it on Christians (good liberal tactic). Dawkins is educated (never said that he wasn’t) but he is a ranting atheist (read what he writes without the rose colored glasses that you obviously have).
No one is superior or inferior to others (I do not know where you get this argument, obviously made it up because the Bible never says that).
You do not have to agree with me on worship (you can choose the wrong argument if you want). I gave the definition of worship and then showed how it is seen in practical life. I did not say anything about prayer or voices in your heard (again things you have made up and use them as arguing points, learn how to argue). Your response is like a child “no I don’t” here is the evidence to prove that you do “no I don’t” how do you know “because I just don’t”. Pointless argument on your part.
You never answered my question about what you spend your time, effort, energy, money etc. pursuing. Why not? I know why, because it will prove what I said is true!!!
According to evolution the plants will re-generate anyway (from nothing) so you destroy your own argument with that answer.
10,000 years? Must have been invisible people on an invisible world because there was nothing at that time.
God does not enjoy suffering but He did it for you and for me. Yet you choose to reject what He has done for you (very ungrateful on your part). He knew that many/most would reject Him but He did it anyway. Jesus was sinless so He could take on your sin (it makes total sense if you know how to think). Sin had to be paid for and there were 2 options 1) you die and suffer eternal punishment or 2) He dies in your place.
God was not responsible for sin (there you go trying to blame God for man’s actions). God did not create sin, He created free will (which you seem to hate) and man chose to sin. So again you show your ignorance by restating the same failed argument over and over again.
Show me the gaping holes in my arguments, please. You make the same ridiculous claims and I defeat them yet you continue on.
As to AO, I have explained that as well yet you continue on in your ignorant arguments.
Show me some bold face lies, you only bring empty words as usual.
I came on this site to point out some misinformation about the Bible. I corrected the mistake and then the attacks on me began. I have just defended the Scriptures and you hate that.
You may have heard it a hundred times before but you did not pay attention/listen to what was said (see the way you keep bringing up the same arguments that I have defeated).
You ignore what you cannot answer and just bring up new things or restate the same old defeated arguments.
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• Hank
May I add that you guys mentioned the ranting atheist thing. I guess you so easily overlook the facts. As to worship I made the point take it or leave it (choose to be right or wrong). I have not denied rebuttals that were correct (can’t agree with something that is not true). As to evangelizing, I have already explained that one but you obviously continue to ignore the facts. If liberals, free thinkers, atheists all say the same thing then they put themselves in the same category (you do understand the action/consequence idea, don’t you?). I know that it bothers you that you cannot win so you start pouting and name calling, (children do that too).
See what Erich posted about fundamentalism and you will see that your categorization is wrong.
And you skip all the evidence presented, because it doesn’t fit your biblical worldview. You use circular logic to ‘defeat’ any argument that is presented before you, therefore reinforcing your idea that you ‘win’.
Here’s how you’ve presented your ‘arguments’: I believe it because it’s in the bible, which god inspired. God did it, therefore, it’s true. Then you quote some bible verses and call it a day.
You write off all the research done by real scientists as inconsequential, write us off as liberal god-hating evil people, and therefore not able to speak on such matters, and write me off as just another ignorant atheist, who probably hasn’t even picked up a bible.
I was a staunch believer, just as much as you. I followed the big 10, prayed to god every night, absolutely believed every story in the bible, that I was told.
Then, in a spur of the moment need to know every story, I picked up the bible I got back in 1990, and started reading. Every verse, every phrase started to have less and less of the luster that it was supposed to have.
I read, Erik. I read about the 42 kids getting ripped apart by the 2 bears, because they were being kids. I read about the unicorn, and read no other justifications for the horrible atrocities committed in the name of god.
I cross-referenced the evidence, as well. The facts went against the bible. Seeing as how I was also curious about how the world worked, and wanted to be a scientist, I knew I couldn’t just toss out the facts. Something was amiss.
When I reached Revelations, I had basically renounced my faith. There was no way rational people could believe in this and still lead normal lives. I finished the book, shaken to the core. What was I going to believe now? Christianity, Islam, Judaism…pretty much every religion with a higher power was out. I’d done research on other religions as part of course work in college, and looking through them, they all had the same basic premise. God, afterlife, heaven and hell…all of it is crap.
I became horribly depressed. I had a null value, and I drifted through life, feeling nothing for the people who believed. This was before I heard about atheism in its true form, from real atheists, and not the caricatures that the church puts out.
So, in my first year of college, after all the classes of the first semester that I had done the research in, I had been persuaded by my friends to join an atheist club. Everyone there was…accepting. They understood the stresses of faithful life, because they went through it themselves.
I won’t go into detail. The club was disbanded officially because the religious clubs on campus kept harassing us. So we met in secret, and I basically developed a place for my own life.
Atheism is nothing more than a lack of belief in gods. That’s all. What stems from there, though, is up to the person. If they want to do something with their lives, they can pick up humanist traits, so that other people can be seen as people, and the ones in need of assistance are given that help.
And it’s not like I didn’t seek help from the church, either. During my depression, I sought help from my pastor, the supporting staff, all of them. None of them could stop the light of reason from shining through. The kindness shown from the atheists I met for outshines the ‘help’ I got from my old churchmates.
What makes you think your hollow arguments have any effect, other than a cheap laugh?
Mobius
To prove my point see the unicorn argument that you brought up. You chose a passage and ran with it saying that the Bible teaches about unicorns. I explained what the Hebrew word was and why the KJV translated it the way that it did. I gave you real evidence that disproved your claim. Never did you admit that you were wrong but instead you went on to other arguments that I had already disproved. That is the way it has worked every time.
• Mobius 1 Says:
Again, you avoid the fact that I have brought evidence from outside the Bible that proves the Bible yet you refuse to admit it (sticking your fingers in your ears and saying la la la).
You have quoted Bible verses (so you can but I can’t, can we say double standard).
You have written against God, I do not have to call you anything (you have drawn the line in the sand and stepped on the side of the God hater).
I hope you have picked up a Bible (I would encourage you to study It for what It is, instead of having your preconceived ideas guide you, or someone else’s understanding).
I think I see the problem, you believed in “every story in the bible, that I was told”. Yes but did you study the Scriptures for yourself? Did you dig into what is there or just hear a bunch of “sermons” about the Bible? By the way, no one can keep the Big 10 (that is the whole point, they were given to show us our inadequacy, forcing us to depend on Jesus Christ’s help, if we could do it on our own then we would not need Him).
42 kids being ripped apart? What is the context? Maybe if you try to explain it to me you will read the context and actually study the situation. I tried to read the Bible and understood none of It until someone taught me how to study (not just try to explain or understand everything from our 20th and 21st Cent mindset.
As to the unicorn, we have already been over this (read my responses for a change).
What are the “horrible atrocities” that you speak of? Show them to me. Let’s reason together and see where maybe you are mistaken. Why are you not open to studying the subject with someone who is trained in studying the Scriptures?
Quick note, it is Revelation (no s) there is only 1 revelation of Jesus Christ. Minor details like that make all the difference in understanding the Scriptures (I have noticed that you do not pay attention to details).
Do you not understand Revelation? It is very simple to understand. Read the entire book to get the outline, then chapter by chapter to see the theme, then paragraph by paragraph, then verse by verse. It takes work but it is possible.
So you are the almighty one who denounces an afterlife. Just because you do not believe it does not make it true. Atheism gives you hope? Have you studied the philosophies of atheism? There is no hope, we are an accident, life has no meaning, do what you want (eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die). There is nothing new under the sun. People thought like that in ancient times (you guys have not invented anything new).
So you basically joined the religion of atheism. You have that right, still makes you religious. Then you became a missionary for them (and you chastise me for evangelizing). Then you were persecuted and went underground, how religious of you.
So you had a bad experience in church and you have a chip on your shoulder against all Christians. I assure you that we are not all like what you have experienced (that is a big assumption on your part). Again, I help people who want to receive help. I share the message with all and work with those who want help.
Erik, what you don’t seem to understand is that few of us grew up in a cultural void, even those who were raised in nonbelieving households. Because the number of atheists is small, and was smaller still when our parents and grandparents were raising families, the likelihood that an atheist is a former believer (of some kind, usually Christian) is very, very high. In fact, what you’ll find more often than not is that atheists were either very devout, or tried very hard to believe. Because of these things, your exhortations to read the bible, your insistence that it holds things other religious texts don’t, your assumptions that we have never been exposed to the “good news” are being aimed towards the wrong people. We’ve read it. We’ve searched multiple faiths, not wanting to let go of faith entirely, and may know what it’s like to feel as strongly about them as you do about yours. We’ve sometimes tried and tried to work our way around the apologetics that would allow us to completely accept the “good news”, without success.
Elsewhere, you had suggested to me that I should read the bible, and I would come to agree with your point. Well, Erik, back in the 80’s and 90’s, I sang with my church choir and rang handbells in the bell choir. I was on the Hymnal Selection Committee. I was in the Women’s Guild, and went on retreat every year. I was Recording Secretary for the church’s nursery school, and taught vacation bible school during the summer. And to top it off, every Monday morning was bible study.
Now, Erik, there is a great deal of irony here. You see, not only are you assuming that the people here are ignorant of Christian teachings when they are not, but you’re also certain that reading the bible will convince them when it was often what led them towards disbelief in the first place.
I had done a pretty good job of keeping my faith all the way up until bible study. It was the first time I was introduced to the explanations for inconsistencies and inaccuracies. Until then, I hadn’t known that there were so many that explanations were needed. This opened the floodgates, and before long I had too much information to suspend my disbelief any longer.
I tried delving into other faiths as well, reading up on the teachings of Buddha, trying to make heads or tails of the Baghavad Gita, and talking to people whose beliefs were strong, but everything pointed to the same things as the bible did - wishful thinking and speculation by fallible human beings. In fact, the comparisons only strengthened the evidence that no religions and none of their gods had any basis in reality.
My experience is not unique, Erik. Atheists aren’t cave-dwellers. We’ve spent a good deal of time searching, gathering information, hoping to find meaning that co-exists with truth. We’ve done more than just crack the cover of the bible. It’s not likely that it’s changed much since the last time we read it, so there will be nothing new in it to convince us. Nor have the arguments changed, because there haven’t been any events of biblical proportions since the book was written that would serve as evidence - and so the same ones are repeated. So what you’re doing, telling us to read a book we’ve already read and presenting arguments we’ve already heard, will go nowhere in convincing us. It’s really just that simple.
Forget the pigeon-baiting, Mobius old chap, it’s like talking to a brick wall.
But at least a brick wall has the decency to shush.
I vote we let our pigeon shift the goalposts, knock over as many pieces as he wants and continue to CrAP all over the board & claim victory: I for one refuse to play anymore.
[cue even more pigeon CrAP; more flappy evangelising; more stark ignorance of what's plainly visible; more coos of victory; perhaps a few more assertions that we're all exactly the same and we're all going to hell; cue Hank yawning himself into a fucking coma]
Vicki:
There was nothing BUT fruit in the Garden of Eden. Fruit caused The Fall and the subsequent Saviouring!
Cheesecake is an abomination! It’s fundie chocolatists like you that have caused all the bake-sale wars in history. If everyone just realised the Truth of Fruit Cake and abandoned their false chocolatey idols, there would be no more war, suffering or irreperably stained white blouses!
Boy are your views skewed. I’ll get back to you after work.
Hank:
Fruit yes, but not fruitCAKE. Use logic!!!
Erik asks: “What are the “horrible atrocities” that you speak of?”
Well, we’ve already talked about one: the massacre of the Midianites civilians - all the men, women who had had sex (and their unborn babies, presumably) all the male children. - slaughtered. All the virgin girls enslaved.
Erik, if you had read about this incident in a history of the Islamic world, with the Arabic word for God used in place of Jehovah, you would have no trouble recognizing it for what it is: an atrocity. The only reason you don’t think it’s an atrocity is because God ordered it, and He had his reasons. Sorry, “just following orders” is not longer an excuse for war crimes.
The reason why this incident is so disturbing is that things like this are *still* happening today, in Darfur, and quite recently in the Balkans. And the perpetrators still think of themselves as perfectly justified.