Texting teenager euthanized

Erich Vieth | February 2, 2012 | 0 Comments

The Onion reports:


Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

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Erich Vieth is an attorney focusing on consumer law litigation and appellate practice. He is also a working musician and a writer, having founded Dangerous Intersection in 2006. Erich and his wife, Anne Jay, live in the Shaw Neighborhood of St. Louis, Missouri, where they are raising their two extraordinary daughters.

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