How to turn a human being into a tree

September 8, 2011 | By | 2 Replies More

It can be done, and here’s how.


Category: Human animals, Whimsy

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Erich Vieth is an attorney focusing on consumer law litigation and appellate practice. He is also a working musician and a writer, having founded Dangerous Intersection in 2006. Erich lives in the Shaw Neighborhood of St. Louis, Missouri, where he lives half-time with his two extraordinary daughters.

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  1. Dan Klarmann says:

    My mother would have loved this. But this weekend my brother and I consigned our parent’s ashes to some of their favorite recreational spots, as we revisited and relived some family memories.
    Part of my mother will become tree, anyway.

    • Erich Vieth says:

      Dan: Perhaps the post should have been titled “How to promptly start turning a human into another species.” Parts of me will become parts of worms, acorns and mushrooms, I assume. The tree gizmo merely aims the dearly departed’s ashes toward a particular new species.

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