Watermelon carrier

September 2, 2011 | By | 11 Replies More

Do you have one of these watermelon carriers? I didn’t think so.

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Erich Vieth is an attorney focusing on consumer law litigation and appellate practice. He is also a working musician and a writer, having founded Dangerous Intersection in 2006. Erich lives in the Shaw Neighborhood of St. Louis, Missouri, where he lives half-time with his two extraordinary daughters.

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  1. Mike M. says:

    OOo, such a cool way to transport your watermelon…how convenient. What a great idea–I gotta get one of those.
    Do you think it has a digital temp control?

  2. Niklaus Pfirsig says:

    Aparently, the Japanese have a somewhat popular pastime called Chindogu! which is the art of creating cheesy, unecessary, unwanted inventions.

    These are sometimes referred to as “Unuseless”, and include such things as slippers which double as dust mops, a hat that uses several disposable cameras to take 360 degree snapshots as the wearer walks down the street, and a plastic shield to keeps one’s hair out of one’s noodle bowl.

  3. Jim Razinha says:

    I was deliberately spammed by a cousin who tagged me on some fusion of Star Trek and something called Nyan Cat. Apparently, that thing (the cat) is giving the Kitty a run for her memehood.

    I, of course, had to severely tone back the invective.

  4. xxx says:

    まるごとたまちゃんは春夏秋冬、季節に応じて冷やしたり温めたりがいつでもOK。
    アウトドアでは更にその本領を発揮!夏の暑い日はスイカをまるごと「たまちゃん」に入れて海水浴にGO!シガーソケット対応なので車中にて芯までひんやり。
    更に伸縮式キャスター・360度回転のキャリー付きで持ち運びも楽々!
    そして、寒い季節には温蔵庫として大活躍!缶コーヒーやお茶、肉まん等「たまちゃん」に入れておけば、いつでも暖かいまま美味しく頂く事ができます。
    又、お米も一定の温度で冷やして置く事で新米は美味しく頂けます。まるごとたまちゃんは春夏秋冬、季節に応じて冷やしたり温めたりがいつでもOK。
    アウトドアでは更にその本領を発揮!夏の暑い日はスイカをまるごと「たまちゃん」に入れて海水浴にGO!シガーソケット対応なので車中にて芯までひんやり。
    更に伸縮式キャスター・360度回転のキャリー付きで持ち運びも楽々!
    そして、寒い季節には温蔵庫として大活躍!缶コーヒーやお茶、肉まん等「たまちゃん」に入れておけば、いつでも暖かいまま美味しく頂く事ができます。
    又、お米も一定の温度で冷やして置く事で新米は美味しく頂けます。まるごとたまちゃんは春夏秋冬、季節に応じて冷やしたり温めたりがいつでもOK。
    アウトドアでは更にその本領を発揮!夏の暑い日はスイカをまるごと「たまちゃん」に入れて海水浴にGO!シガーソケット対応なので車中にて芯までひんやり。
    更に伸縮式キャスター・360度回転のキャリー付きで持ち運びも楽々!
    そして、寒い季節には温蔵庫として大活躍!缶コーヒーやお茶、肉まん等「たまちゃん」に入れておけば、いつでも暖かいまま美味しく頂く事ができます。
    又、お米も一定の温度で冷やして置く事で新米は美味しく頂けます。まるごとたまちゃんは春夏秋冬、季節に応じて冷やしたり温めたりがいつでもOK。
    アウトドアでは更にその本領を発揮!夏の暑い日はスイカをまるごと「たまちゃん」に入れて海水浴にGO!シガーソケット対応なので車中にて芯までひんやり。
    更に伸縮式キャスター・360度回転のキャリー付きで持ち運びも楽々!
    そして、寒い季節には温蔵庫として大活躍!缶コーヒーやお茶、肉まん等「たまちゃん」に入れておけば、いつでも暖かいまま美味しく頂く事ができます。
    又、お米も一定の温度で冷やして置く事で新米は美味しく頂けます。まるごとたまちゃんは春夏秋冬、季節に応じて冷やしたり温めたりがいつでもOK。
    アウトドアでは更にその本領を発揮!夏の暑い日はスイカをまるごと「たまちゃん」に入れて海水浴にGO!シガーソケット対応なので車中にて芯までひんやり。
    更に伸縮式キャスター・360度回転のキャリー付きで持ち運びも楽々!
    そして、寒い季節には温蔵庫として大活躍!缶コーヒーやお茶、肉まん等「たまちゃん」に入れておけば、いつでも暖かいまま美味しく頂く事ができます。
    又、お米も一定の温度で冷やして置く事で新米は美味しく頂けます。

    • Erich Vieth says:

      Translated by Google:

      Tama-chan is a whole seasons, OK even when warm or cool, depending on your season. Really shines is in the outdoors more! Hot summer day is a whole watermelon “Tama-chan” GO into swimming? Corresponding to the core cool by car cigarette lighter so. We carry easy to carry with a 360 degree rotating retractable casters and more! And in cold weather as a heating cabinet big success! Canned coffee and tea, meat, etc. “Tama-chan,” If you put in, you can always receive a warm still delicious. Also, placing rookie in constant cold temperature of delicious rice is available. Tama-chan is a whole seasons, OK even when warm or cool, depending on your season. Really shines is in the outdoors more! Hot summer day is a whole watermelon “Tama-chan” GO into swimming? Corresponding to the core cool by car cigarette lighter so. We carry easy to carry with a 360 degree rotating retractable casters and more! And in cold weather as a heating cabinet big success! Canned coffee and tea, meat, etc. “Tama-chan,” If you put in, you can always receive a warm still delicious. Also, placing rookie in constant cold temperature of delicious rice is available. Tama-chan is a whole seasons, OK even when warm or cool, depending on your season. Really shines is in the outdoors more! Hot summer day is a whole watermelon “Tama-chan” GO into swimming? Corresponding to the core cool by car cigarette lighter so. We carry easy to carry with a 360 degree rotating retractable casters and more! And in cold weather as a heating cabinet big success! Canned coffee and tea, meat, etc. “Tama-chan,” If you put in, you can always receive a warm still delicious. Also, placing rookie in constant cold temperature of delicious rice is available. Tama-chan is a whole seasons, OK even when warm or cool, depending on your season. Really shines is in the outdoors more! Hot summer day is a whole watermelon “Tama-chan” GO into swimming? Corresponding to the core cool by car cigarette lighter so. We carry easy to carry with a 360 degree rotating retractable casters and more! And in cold weather as a heating cabinet big success! Canned coffee and tea, meat, etc. “Tama-chan,” If you put in, you can always receive a warm still delicious. Also, placing rookie in constant cold temperature of delicious rice is available. Tama-chan is a whole seasons, OK even when warm or cool, depending on your season. Really shines is in the outdoors more! Hot summer day is a whole watermelon “Tama-chan” GO into swimming? Corresponding to the core cool by car cigarette lighter so. We carry easy to carry with a 360 degree rotating retractable casters and more! And in cold weather as a heating cabinet big success! Canned coffee and tea, meat, etc. “Tama-chan,” If you put in, you can always receive a warm still delicious. Also, placing rookie in constant cold temperature of delicious rice is available.

  5. Niklaus Pfirsig says:

    So it is apparently more than a watermelon carrier. It ‘s climate controlled.

  6. Erich Vieth says:

    For comparison, you can buy $1,000 baby strollers that treat your child even better than you would treat a watermelon. http://newmommyreviews.blogspot.com/2010/08/10-awesome-luxury-baby-strollers.html or here:

    Better yet, parents striving for luxury might consider putting their young children in fancy watermelon transport machines, rather than pricey strollers, to save some money.

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