Cigarettes save the environment by killing humans

July 9, 2010 | By | 2 Replies More

The Onion reports:

“By killing off the No. 1 threat to the environment, new Marlboro Earths will have a long-term effect on the overall health of our planet,” Philip Morris spokesperson Janet Weiss said. “If everyone in America does their part and joins our new green-smoking movement, then together we can eradicate man’s destructive practices once and for all.”

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Category: Environment, Humor, Sustainable Living

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Erich Vieth is an attorney focusing on consumer law litigation and appellate practice. He is also a working musician and a writer, having founded Dangerous Intersection in 2006. Erich lives in the Shaw Neighborhood of St. Louis, Missouri, where he lives half-time with his two extraordinary daughters.

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  1. Adam says:

    Wow, that's kinda heavy for an Onion article, but I like it.

  2. Reminds me of "The Enlightened Tobacco Company" which marketed the "Death" brand of cigarettes. Which eventually died by the way…..

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