Best 404 Message Yet

May 24, 2009 | By | 3 Replies More

I followed a  link to and got a great laugh:

404 Error Page Not Found
Refresh to find the article you wanted, and if that doesn’t work please keep praying for an hour and then check back.

Why do 404 error messages occur?

Image and video hosting by TinyPicThe 404 Error message was created by an unholy menagerie of vile atheists, Democrats, liberals and Godless Soviets in the Year of our Lord 1992. We’re told through electronic pathogens and demonic incantation rituals, they managed to create ways to electronically limit the amount of lost souls and seekers of truth that ‘web servers’ could process in a given minute.

Though their machinations are evil and everlasting, through hope, prayer and clicking refresh you can eventually overcome these wicked limits during times when tens of thousands of people flock to ChristWire per hour to discover the works of True Christians.

During these trying times, feel free to also join some of our Moral Leaders and core Community Pillars at their respective edifices:

Pastor Jack Gould – Christian Coalition of America
Dr. Pat Heinkel – Answers in Genesis, Incredible Creatures that Defy Evolution
Joe P. Reagan –

Some days it pays more than others to keep an eye on the opposition.


Category: Humor, ignorance, Religion, Web Site, Whimsy

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  1. Mindy Carney says:

    So . . . were they . . . serious?? I'm not sure I have the stomach to visit their websites on this beautiful morning . . . !

  2. Dan Klarmann says:

    It's real hard to tell if the entire ChristWire site is an archetype of Poe's Law.

    After their site crashed and was restored, they claimed that "Atheist Pharyngulites Attacked a ChristWire Poll" to bring it down. (Poll: Do You Believe You Evolved From An Ape-like Creature?)

    They claim (in that accusation) that "Pharyngulists are a very corrupt version of evolutionists who believe that ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny."


    But the site is full of links to undeniably serious Christian sites. Hmm.

  3. Stacy says:

    I never heard of them–or of Poe's law–before! Thanks, guys.

    I love these parody sites. (If anyone doubts that it is a parody site, check this out:….

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