How to tell if you are a “fundy”

January 7th, 2008 by Erich Vieth

You see nothing wrong with stating “facts” about what God thinks as if you are His personal secretary.
You complain about Christians not being allowed to practice their religion in foreign countries, yet when someone tries to set up a Hindu temple/Mosque/Pagan or new age bookshop in your town you go ballistic and think it shouldn’t be allowed.
Your typical prayer uses the phrase “Lord Jesus” or “Lord God” more times than the Bible.
God regularly opens up convenient parking spaces, JUST FOR YOU.
You think people who enjoy science fiction and fantasy, especially those who enjoy the Harry Potter novels, are going to be in hell.
You think that being tortured for all of eternity for any reason is an appropriate punishment.

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Tim Hogan Says:
January 8th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Acch! Damn…er…darn…I’m not a fundy! Guess I’m going to hell with all of you immoral, nihilist atheists! Ha! Ha! (in the manner of the kid on the Simpsons!).
the chaplain Says:
January 8th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Well, when I was still a Christian, God always helped me find my car keys in the morning. He always had a much harder time helping my husband find his glasses.