I received this email from a friend today:
I was bicycling along today when a car came at me around a corner, veering into my lane way too fast. As he passed I yelled “Slow the fuck down.”
The guy stopped and got out of his car, so I turned around and went back to him. Instead of apologizing he said, “You shouldn’t speak that way and you need to go to church. God will punish you for that language.”
Here’s what makes me a believer. Obviously God sent me a warning for my foul language, in the form of a car almost hitting me. But this was BEFORE I swore at the guy. Obviously God knew ahead of time that I was going to swear at the guy. Truly amazing. I’m even going to join the Tea Party.