How to become an ordained minister over the internet. Marry your friends!
I have a confession to make. I’m an ordained minister. I’m not making this up. I was ordained about five years ago by the Universal Life Church.
I got ordained because it was free and it only took a few minutes on-line. I also did it because it allowed me to officiate over a wedding for two friends. Here’s the irony. These two friends selected a wonderful woman to actually perform the ceremony. The woman had graduated from the seminary, receiving extensive theological training. But the Church wouldn’t ordain her because she was a lesbian. Therefore, the woman performed a beautiful ceremony in front of hundreds of people, but it wasn’t “official” according to state law. The next day, I conducted a small private ceremony: “By the power invested in me by the Universal Life Church, I hereby pronounce you husband and wife!” Ta-Daaaahh. I signed the marriage certificate. It was quite fun and satisfying to help out.
In sum, the lesbian woman with all the training couldn’t officiate, but I could do it, because I spent five minutes on the Internet. When I was ordained (I assume this is still the case with the ULC), I had to check a box agreeing that 1) people should be kind to each other and 2) people should be free to practice whatever religion they choose. That’s about it. No dogmatic beliefs are required.
Prior to the wedding I carefully checked to see whether I could perform this ceremony in the State of Maine (where the wedding was held). The government official told me that they have about 20 of these ULC weddings performed every year in Maine. This might not work in all states, however, so do your research! ULC provides some legal information on this topic. It boils down to how they interpret the phrase “ordained minister.” Maine’s policy is that as long as there is an organization that is willing to say you are an ordained minister (ULC will vouch for you), you’re good to go.
What’s especially cool about this ULC option is that the couple can be married by someone who actually knows them, rather than someone who is officiating simply because he or she has traditional credentials.
That’s my story, then. Sadly, my story is also about bigotry by a religion.
If you want to get ordained, just visit the ULC site. If you want, you can pay $12.25 for a plastic ID card identifying yourself as an ordained minister (mine says “Reverend Erich Vieth”). ULC has a real physical building in Modesto, California. You can check to see who is a minister [I just renewed my listing, so it might not be up yet]. It’s not just a 17-year old kid working out of his basement. ULC is a very inclusive, non-judgmental organization. Here’s a little blurb from the ULC site:
We make no religious hurdles, no hoops to jump through, no tests of loyalty, no rings to kiss and no fees to pay. Why? The ULC Monastery represents freedom, and to have freedom you can not make demands upon individuals. In the Universal Life Chuch (ULC) Monastery everyone is equal - the same level of greatness is enjoyed by all. We will be your personal minister/consulate and advisor, with your consent at no charge to you. We are here for you each day. There is a scripture which says “there is a friend, which sticketh closer than a brother.” We wish to be that friend for you. We ordain all who ask and welcome you to the Universal Life Church Monastery Ministries.
Checking the site today, I see that ULC now has an official policy recognizing same sex marriage:
All adult persons with love for one another have a religious and constitutional right under the 1st amendment of the United States, to the union of marriage regardless of sex.
Such is invoked under natural, primal, and religious law. Given this understanding, we hold that it is a denial of religious rights by the United States government to restrain our ministers from their constitutional right to perform the ritual of the Sacrament of Marriage to consenting adults, be they any sex.
If you need last rites, let me know . . . or better yet, have any friend quickly get ordained over the Internet to minister to you.
Michael Jacobson, a 64-year-old retiree who calls himself a lifelong atheist, tried this year to get a license to perform weddings. Clark County rejected his application because he had no ties to a congregation, as state law requires.
So Jacobson and attorneys from two national secular groups — the American Humanist Assn. and the Center for Inquiry — are trying to change things. If they can’t persuade the state Legislature to rework the law, they plan to sue.
http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/asection/la-na-weddings14-2008dec14,0,5458048.story
WOW! for somebody who believes so much in the bible, you seem to have forgotten the part about judge not lest ye be judged. and loving your neighbor as yourself. and about all man being created equal in God’s own image. I could continue. I’ll even go so far as to say love the sinner, hate the sin. sounds like you need to let me deal with my maker on judgement day and you practice a little of God’s principles on your own
I am doing this to marry my daughter
Randall. It’s a wonderful alternative to requiring what often amounts to a total stranger officiating. I have now married three couples (they are all going strong!).
Do check the laws in your state before proceeding. Some states really don’t like internet preachers officiating. I believe that Pennsylvania is one of them.
Er, you mean to perform the marriage ceremony, right?
Tim. Yup. This is a nice play on words. In fact, I married my friend Howard and then he married me.
How? In 1995, Howard was a Justice of the Peace and he officiated at the wedding of my wife and me. Years later, I officiated (employing my Internet minister license) at the wedding during which Howard married his bride.
What a privilege, to be the one to grace two people together in marriage! Cool!
I’m jealous! But, due to pre-existing beliefs in alleged mythical friends and the constructs surrounding the same, I cannot perform such ceremonies!