Today’s offering from Quote of the Day

March 21st, 2007 by Erich Vieth

“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

[Thanks go to The Quotations Page for this one].

2 Responses to “Today’s offering from Quote of the Day”

  1. gatomjp Says:

    Here’s a good one that I just found…

    “There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”
    – Douglas Adams

  2. Ben Says:

    “I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”
    Clarence Darrow

    “He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.”
    -Abraham Lincoln

    “I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.”
    -Groucho Marx

    “He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts…for support rather than illumination.”
    -Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

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