Jimmy Carr’s Short Funny Wise Lecture on Communism
Jimmy Carr: Communism make perfect sense in our own families, but it doesn't scale up:
Jimmy: "I don't know, you might object to capitalism. And Ticketmaster a very good example of the capitalist market. And capitalism is a terrible system, apart from all the fucking others. A bunch of young people seem to have fallen in love with communism. the fuck is going-. Communism is a great idea. Wrong species! Think about capitalism. It kind of leans into what we are. We're quite self interested. It works."
"What's your name? [Audience member]: "Sam... Define communism for me. Define communism."
Jimmy: "From each according to their abilities to each according to their needs. Yeah, It just doesn't scale. Everyone is a communist. All of you are communists. With your family. If you've got kids, you're a fucking communist at home, each according to their needs. You take care of them. Of course you do. And as things get wide in your local community, you might be a socialist, try and help everyone out. And then you get up to nation state level, and you go, "Yeah, fuck those guys."
There's always going to be an in-group preference. I'm sorry, but you're human beings. Unlucky. The problem with American communism, which is, you know, woke, is better described as American Marxism. And what it is is, instead of trying to redistribute wealth, which is a perfectly reasonable thing to want to do, they want to redistribute status, and that is a recipe for fucking madness."


