The IRS is prosecuting me, my copy of MS Windows has a dangerous virus and the Social Security Administration cancelled my social security number. All of this happened over the past week. Amazing, the things you learn when you take your phone off of DND for a week. I needed to keep things “open” for awhile, but I’ll be going back to DND soon, so I can focus on sending money to Nigeria so that I can get rich.

Judging only from the spam e-mail I get, I am a wealthy poverty-stricken black lesbian with a very small penis. Only one of those is correct.