The Onion addresses the bonding power of music
The Onion writes about the Machiavellian use of music to achieve rapid bonding.
U.S. Supreme Court Overturns Bush v. Gore
This momentous decision means that Al Gore will be immediately sworn into office and will serve from December 10, 2008 until January 20, 2009.
The Money Hole
The Onion discusses the pros and cons of the American Money Hole: In The Know: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole? The Onion also reports on new procedures to make the Iraq War more handicapped accessible and on a gay racehorse.
The Onion publishes a letter from a Christian setting the record straight
The Onion has published a letter from a Christian who wants to set the record straight: "It's not like I'm one of those wacko 'love your neighbor as yourself' types." It's classic Onion satire aimed squarely at the kind of Christian who has dominated the news for the past eight…
Per The Onion, God clarifies “Do not kill”
According to this 2001 edition of The Onion, God has clarified His Commandment: "Do not kill." Here's an excerpt: "I don't care how holy somebody claims to be," God said. "If a person tells you it's My will that they kill someone, they're wrong. Got it? I don't care what…