The Onion examines Obama’s overuse of teleprompters
The ever-vigilant Onion Network News examines President Obama's apparent over-reliance on the use of teleprompters:
Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner
The Onion: The Obama family is out of touch
According to Onion Network News, the Obama family is totally out of touch with the rest of America. Poll: Happy, Healthy Obamas Out Of Touch With Miserable Americans
President Obama to review job performance of each American
Onion Network News is reporting that President Barack Obama is already in the process of sitting down with each and every American worker to review his or her job performance. Not that there aren't some glitches in the process. Here's the Onion's report:
Obama To Hold Job Performance Review With Every American Worker
New report: Children exposed to pornography might get the impression that sex is pleasurable.
Is sex pleasurable? As I young teenager I had no idea, because the "sex education" I received from my school (and my nervous father) omitted that critical topic. I was given information that amounted to "plumbing," devoid of any social context. That's how it was back in the 60's for many of us. For personal historical reasons, then, I especially enjoyed this new report by Onion Network News: Study: Children Exposed To Pornography May Expect Sex To Be Enjoyable