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It doesn't get any simpler than this. Almost as satisfying as the real thing. And no . . . I don't know the phone number of the "Fresh Sheet" woman.
It doesn't get any simpler than this. Almost as satisfying as the real thing. And no . . . I don't know the phone number of the "Fresh Sheet" woman.
While going through some family memorabilia that I inherited, I discovered an address book that my grandfather had dated 1923. In it, he had typed several creative compositions, which I suppose he had read someplace and wanted to preserve for future reference. They are reproduced below, to provide a glimpse of American bachelorhood from 80 years ago.
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Don’t use big words.
In promulgating your esoteric cogitations, or in articulating superficial sentimentalities and philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your conversation possess a clarified conciseness, compact comprehensiveness, coalescent consistency, and a concatenated cogency. Eschew all conglomerations of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement and asinine affectations. Let your extemporaneous descantings and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibilty and veracious vivacity without rhodomontade or thrasonical bombast. Sedulously avoid all polysyllable profundity, pompous prolixity, psittaceous vacuity, ventriloquial verbosity, and vaniloquent rapidity. Shun double-entendres, prurient jocosity, and pestiferous profanity, obscurant and apparent. In other words, talk plainly, naturally, sensibly, truthfully and purely.…
When we were teenagers, my sister and I used to discuss how the people around you affect how you look. She was very short, and a little 'plump' and seemed to have girlfriends that were tall and skinny. I pointed out (just being argumentative, I was the older sister by a…
According to this article, Jordan's King Abdullah believes the Middle East might be on the verge of three civil wars: in Iraq, the Palestinian territories and Lebanon. If true, then George Bush's latest justification for invading Iraq -- to bring peace, stability and democracy to the Middle East -- looks…
You’ll never find anyone who writes more clearly about mathematics than John Paulos. Exhibit A is Innumeracy: Mathematical Illiteracy and its Consequences (1990). Paulos doesn’t limit his inquiries and writings to pure mathematics, however. Mathematics permeates numerous social issues, and Paulos is happy to jump into the fray whereever that is…