Cigarettes save the environment by killing humans

The Onion reports:

“By killing off the No. 1 threat to the environment, new Marlboro Earths will have a long-term effect on the overall health of our planet,” Philip Morris spokesperson Janet Weiss said. “If everyone in America does their part and joins our new green-smoking movement, then together we can eradicate man’s destructive practices once and for all.”

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Erich Vieth

Erich Vieth is an attorney focusing on civil rights (including First Amendment), consumer law litigation and appellate practice. At this website often writes about censorship, corporate news media corruption and cognitive science. He is also a working musician, artist and a writer, having founded Dangerous Intersection in 2006. Erich lives in St. Louis, Missouri with his two daughters.

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    Adam

    Wow, that's kinda heavy for an Onion article, but I like it.

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    Planeten Paultje

    Reminds me of "The Enlightened Tobacco Company" which marketed the "Death" brand of cigarettes. Which eventually died by the way…..

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