Pundits from Onion Network News got fed up with a recent string of miscues by Vice-President Joe Biden.
Gaffe-Prone Biden Embarrasses Nation Yet Again By Sneezing During Meeting
As you can see, the "pundits" from The Onion were actually hammering real life pundits, and had to work extra hard to parody the absurd.
According to The Onion, President Obama has now come forth with details regarding his death panels for senior citizens:
"Once again, let me be perfectly clear," Obama continued. "Seniors, rest easy knowing that I will never, under any circumstance, sign a bill that doesn't give you the option of being murdered by my administration in a manner of your choosing. I promise you that."
According to The Onion:
An international panel of leading anthropologists, cultural critics, biologists, and social theorists announced this week that Western civilization will reach its lowest conceivable point at 3:32 p.m. Friday.
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The Onion has reported that a dunk tank featuring Dick Cheney has raised $800 Billion to assist the U.S. economy.
WASHINGTON—Organizers reported Sunday that the 44th White House Carnival was a rousing success, raising a record $800,000,066,845 for the federal government—$800 billion of which came from a dunk tank featuring former vice president Dick Cheney.
And check out this Onion Network News story about the recent retirement of an NFL Football coach: Tom Coughlin Retires From Family To Spend More Time With Team