The Onion explores life after Obama
From the Onion Network News. Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are
Black Man Given Nation’s Worst Job
"Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job" This is the title The Onion has given to its article welcoming Barack Obama to his new job. It's all tongue in cheek, of course. On a more serious note, I breathe a sigh of relief tonight. It feels like the nightmare is over…
Has America lost sight of the true meaning of Halloween? The Onion investigates.
The Onion has a spirited debate on whether Americans have lost sight of the true meaning of Halloween. How timely! In The Know: Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized?
Idiot plans to post comment!
The Onion is at it again, with this detailed account about an idiot who is planning to post an Internet comment. I also enjoyed this Onion offering: Mob Not Angry At Monster, Just Disappointed.
Onion reports on the opening of a new Linens-N-Shit
It was bound to happen. Several people I know already called it "Linens-N-Shit," a well-known hot spot for people who were helpless to recognize that they needlessly wanted to buy things they didn't actually need. And now, The Onion has dedicated an entire article to the retailer. Speaking of The…