If you like geography and applause, this game’s for you

I thought I knew the locations of most of the world's countries, but I was humbled by this addictive fast-paced game called Globetrotter. It's lots of fun, but don't hit this link, because you'll end up spending a lot more time than you intended. I know it's just a program, but I enjoy getting the applause when I do a good job. Note to myself: Study the countries of Africa better.

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Douglas Adams' Hilarious Take on Australia: A Survival Guide

Douglas Adams’ guide to Australia

As (to the best of my knowledge - please correct me if I'm wrong) I'm the only Aussie here, I thought I'd give you a quick primer on the land of my birth. But not by my own hand. I'd just bugger it up. Douglas Adams, writer of the five-part and inaccurately-named Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Trilogy, seemed to equally adore and fear this wide brown land and penned the following survival guide to Australia, pre-dating Lonely Planet by many years and being a lot more accurate with the information he provided. Except for the bit about snakes: Australia is crawling with the bastards. Of the top dozen deadly snake species on this planet, we have more or less all of them. But I can forgive Douglas a small error. After all, it's impolite to call attention to the grievous errors of a deceased person. Unless they're named Hitler. [Photo: Douglas Adams signing books (2000). (from Wikimedia Commons)] Anyway, without further ado, I present: ------------- DOUGLAS ADAMS' GUIDE TO AUSTRALIA Australia is a very confusing place, taking up a large amount of the Bottom half of the planet. It is recognisable from orbit because of many unusual features, including what at first looks like an enormous bite taken out of its southern edge; a wall of sheer cliffs which plunge deep into the girting sea. Geologists assure us that this is simply an accident of geomorphology and plate tectonics, but they still call it the "Great Australian Bight" proving that not only are they covering up a more frightening theory, but they can't spell either. The first of the confusing things about Australia is the status of the place. Where other land masses and sovereign lands are classified as either continent, island, or country, Australia is considered all three. Typically, it is unique in this . . .

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