"Christian" marriage is outlawed by the Bible. I'm not exaggerating. You'll find all of the stunning details, along with citations to the Bible, at Dwindling in Unbelief. How does the Bible outlaw traditional "Christian" marriages? Here are some of the Bible rules listed:

• The Bible says that Christians should not marry.
• But if a Christian man decides to get married (which he shouldn't), he can have more than one wife.
• And if he doesn't like one of his wives (like if she's unclean or ugly or something), he can divorce her.
• If a Christian man gets married and then discovers on his wedding night that his new wife is not a virgin, then he and the other Christian men must stone her to death.
• Christians shouldn't have sex (even if they are married, which they shouldn't be).
• Christian parents must beat their children (which they shouldn't have, since they shouldn't get married or have sex).
• Good Christians must hate their families. (If they abandon them for Jesus, he'll give them a big reward.)

This list list only includes the first seven rules. Go to Dwindling in Unbelief for the details and the pinpoint citations. Don't just trust me on these rules. Go read the Bible. These rules are all there, clearly stated. Conclusion: We need to march to America's heartland and start picketing traditional Christian marriage because it is clear that traditional Christian marriage contravenes the clear teachings of the Bible.