The Onion: Cheney Dunk Tank Raises $800 Billion For Nation
The Onion has reported that a dunk tank featuring Dick Cheney has raised $800 Billion to assist the U.S. economy.
WASHINGTON—Organizers reported Sunday that the 44th White House Carnival was a rousing success, raising a record $800,000,066,845 for the federal government—$800 billion of which came from a dunk tank featuring former vice president Dick Cheney.
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