The Onion: Cheney Dunk Tank Raises $800 Billion For Nation

The Onion has reported that a dunk tank featuring Dick Cheney has raised $800 Billion to assist the U.S. economy.

WASHINGTON—Organizers reported Sunday that the 44th White House Carnival was a rousing success, raising a record $800,000,066,845 for the federal government—$800 billion of which came from a dunk tank featuring former vice president Dick Cheney.

And check out this Onion Network News story about the recent retirement of an NFL Football coach: Tom Coughlin Retires From Family To Spend More Time With Team

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The quotes that started the so-called Iraq “war”

I refuse to use the term "war" when referring to the U.S. occupation of Iraq for these reasons. Do you remember the many politicians and news media personalities who assured us that we needed to go to "war" with Iraq and that it would be easy, fast and relatively painless for American…

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Kucinich: Cheney impeachment is the only way to stop U.S. from attacking Iran

Yesterday, Dennis Kucinich wrote this letter to the House Judiciary Committee Chairman: November 9, 2007The Honorable John Conyers, Jr. Chairman Committee on the Judiciary 2138 Rayburn HOB Washington, DC 20515 Dear Chairman Conyers I am writing in support of H. Res. 799, the Articles of Impeachment which were referred to…

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