I am a turd
A friend handed me one of those little religious pamphlets a few days ago. It was from the "Greater Rhode Island Baptist Temple" in Johnston, RI. We marveled at the following page--note the text near the illustration of the forlorn woman (click on the images to see enlarged versions):
"I know that I am a sinner and I deserve to die and go to hell . . . "
Egads! How can statements so self-deprecating be encouraged, much less allowed, anywhere on earth? If I were a god, why would I want to allow people with such low self-esteem into heaven. I wouldn't want to be around such people. This is not to say people should be arrogant. And they should certainly be humble. But the above phrase is not humility. It is sick. How can someone walk around on this planet actually believe that they should go to hell? Does anyone ever (even Hitler or Stalin) deserve eternal torture? What is the point of eternal torture? Do these people know what they are saying? Do they know what "eternity" means? Does anyone who says this really believe this?
So many questions.
Lest you think that "hell" is one of those namby-pamby moderns versions of hell where the punishment is that you only get to watch TV for 4 hours per day, the same brochure shows you a photo of the flames that will be licking your sorry ass.
And here's one more final warning: Don't think that you can escape the sizzling flames by being nice to other people here on earth, by doing "good works." That kind of altruism means nothing to almighty God, based on the authority of this mighty brochure:
So all I can say to you skeptics out there is you'd better shape up. And quit wasting your time trying to help other people. If you ignore this advice, you should at least invest in some asbestos clothing and hope that you can take it with you.
God help us all.
Epilogue: It is thoughts like the ones in this brochure that inspired this prayer scene in Monty Python's "Meaning of Life":