You’ll never look at a uke the same way
Jake Shimabukuro will convince you.... Incredible.
Our so-called Afghanistan strategy
Michael Hastings of Rolling Stone has spent more time than most with the decision-makers regarding our so-called "war" in Afghanistan. That access has included quality time with General Petraeus. The following excerpt from Hastings' detailed article ("King David's War") seems to sum up the present situation, minus the intense spin we usually hear out of Washington.
Within weeks of assuming command, Petraeus pushed through an ambitious program to create hundreds of local militias — essentially a neighborhood watch armed with AK-47s. Under Petraeus, the faltering operation has been expanded from 18 districts to more than 60, with plans to ramp it up from 10,000 men to 30,000. In Afghanistan, however, arming local militias means, by definition, placing guns in the hands of some of the country's most ruthless thugs, who rule their territory with impunity. In the north, Petraeus is relying on Atta Mohammed Noor, a notorious warlord-turned-governor considered to be one of the most powerful men in Afghanistan, to prepare militias for a long fight with the Taliban. Smaller militias in the region — which have been likened to an L.A. "gang" by their own American advisers — are also getting U.S. training. In the east, where violence has significantly increased, efforts to back local strongmen have already resulted in intertribal violence. And in the south, Petraeus has given near-unconditional support to Ahmed Wali Karzai, the president's brother and one of the country's most unsavory gangsters. "The Americans have backed so many warlords in so many ways, it's very hard to see how you unscramble the egg now," says John Matisonn, a former top U.N. official who left Kabul last June. "There has never been a strategy to get rid of the warlords, who are the key problem. The average Afghan hates them, whether they're backed by the Taliban or the Americans. They see them as criminals.There you have it: Our so-called strategy. Actually, that's not fair. Our strategy is to arm ruthless gangs plus to avert our eyes, or to encourage, massive corruption among those who we portray to be our friends in Afghanistan. You will rarely read such a sorry story that is true. And all it costs is $2 billion per week. And see here. And it's being done in your name and mine.
Do they keep forgetting?
Assume that you came to Earth last year (you were a visitor from another planet). Assume that on the first morning you spent on Earth, I showed you how to make toast. I showed you how to put the bread in the toaster and how to turn the toaster on. I taught you how to wait for the toast to pop up, and then I showed you how to spread some butter on the toast after the toast popped up. Assume that a week later, I took you downstairs and told you I was going to show you how to make toast. Once again, I instructed you to put bread in the toaster, to turn the toaster on, to wait for the toaster and then to put butter on the toast. Assume that I tried to give you the same lesson one more week later. You would likely stop me at this point and tell me that I had already told you how to make toast. You might say, "You told me twice, in fact. The steps were simple and I truly listened. There's no need for you to tell me yet again how to make toast." [More . . . ]
Other universes
My wife asks my son Ben, "What's going on in your head all the time when you are so quiet?" My son says; "It's pretty much Star Wars all the time, Mom!" I'm watching a TV show about cosmology, including the possibility of multiple universes. My son has sneaked to the couch across the room and pipes up; "Dad, does that mean that there REALLY could be a Star Wars universe?" he asks. I ask, "What did you just hear about the possibility of multiple universes?" "That there could be more than one universe," he says. "So.....?" "Cool!" he says. "There really COULD be a Star Wars universe!" I immediately chased Ben off to bed. Now and again I hear Ben say, "That defies the laws of physics, except in a Star Wars or other universe!"
Coulter: Throw more journalists in jail
Ann Coulter is predictably absurd here, but listen to the applause of the CPAP audience after this exchange.
Coulter's comments came during a response to a question from a woman in the audience. The woman initially asked Coulter why she and other Republicans had championed free elections in Iraq but were warning about them in Egypt.
"You don't go around disturbing countries where you have a loyal ally," Coulter responded.
"What is more important though to American values--being friends with israel still or knowing there are jailed dissidents and journalists [in Egypt]?" the woman asked.
"What do you mean knowing that there are jailed journalists?" Coulter said. "I think there should be more jailed journalists." This prompted a huge round of applause from the crowd.