What’s new on Catholic radio
Not much is new on Catholic radio. Here in St. Louis, we have a Catholic radio station. Sometimes I listen to try to understand how Catholics think (I was raised Catholic). Yesterday, a woman called in and reported that her parish priest was serving up grape juice instead of wine to the 7-year old children who were about to receive their First Communion. She was upset because it isn't proper to drink grape juice. Ten minute conversation ensued, with the radio hosts urging her to confront her priest, and then report this to his superiors if he didn't change his ways. I was thinking, "What would Jesus do?" (assuming that there were a divine Jesus). I couldn't imagine any person with any heart sending a child to hell because she drank grape juice instead of wine. Next caller wanted a clarification about the doctrine of papal infallibility. Another 10 minute discussion--it left me completely bewildered. Metaphors heaped onto metaphors, framed with utter vagueness. It reminded me of Daniel Dennett's characterization of theology as "tennis without a net." Today, a caller wanted to know why priests couldn't get married. The expert answer: Ao that they could focus on the important work they do. The voice in my head then said, "That's why all the CEOs of all the big corporations are celibate and unmarried (as well as all professional athletes, entertainers, politicians, doctors and computer programmers).