Bush has urgent secret mission for progressive Democrats

The Onion is at it again.   "This mission is absolutely vital, for the next week to 10 days will determine the future of our country," said Bush, who would not reveal what the operation entailed, only to say that it was "highly classified." Worth a look and a laugh.

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Are there jet skis in heaven?

This morning, I was watching one of the local religious television stations, listening to a preacher describe his beliefs about what heaven will be like.  He described "walking hand-in-hand with Jesus and having Jesus answer all of my  questions about how he created the Universe."  I was dumbfounded.  Walking hand-in-hand…

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