The Onion explores life after Obama
From the Onion Network News. Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are
Why do we Write?
Everyone has a different reason to write. Some like stories, and can find a publisher to pay them to create. Others write briefs to persuade a court, or articles to sway a constituency, or columns to move or amuse casual readers. For some, it is an unburdening; a barely cloaked…
The Changing Recipe of Pleasure Lesion Stew
We've all recited: "Eye pleasure legion stew the flag, an tooda republic for ..." with maybe a glimmering of what it meant. The ideas are too complex for the school age children to parse. It is a mantra intended to imprint kids so that later they don't question the ideas…
Has America lost sight of the true meaning of Halloween? The Onion investigates.
The Onion has a spirited debate on whether Americans have lost sight of the true meaning of Halloween. How timely! In The Know: Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized?
John McCain Votes Early … for Obama!
Yes, friends, it's true. But it's not accurate. Most of the times I've stayed in Cincinnati I have stayed at the house of one John McCain. He told me Dan, I thought you might get a kick from this. I was contacted by the Sandusky Register. They had been trying…
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