Citing his advancing age and deteriorating health, Pope Benedict XVI announced his resignation from the papacy Monday, saying he no longer possessed the strength and energy required to lead the Catholic Church backward.
According to numerous reports, local 62-year-old Earl Bailey, who owns a shotgun and several boxes of ammunition, is currently the last bastion of defense between the United States of America and the federal government’s plot of a full-scale takeover.
These "Bad Lip Reading" guys obviously have a lot of fun making these videos:
Bill Maher reminds Second Amendment Advocates that politicians of both major parties have stolen all of our other rights:
XKCD takes the topic of electoral precedent from George Washington forward. Well executed, indeed.