"As president, I strongly believe that my first duty as president is to support and serve the president," Bush said. [This is not an actual newspaper headline (yet). Rather, it's more great humor by The Onion].
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As reported by Think Progress, President Bush is now arguing that war is a healthy catharsis: President Bush proudly declared that American foreign policy no longer seeks to “manage calm,” and derided policies that let anger and resentment lie “beneath the surface.” Bush said that the violence in the Middle…
Paul Rieckhoff raises this issue in Huffpo. Good insights, along with a wide range of comments.
I didn’t know that they had amusement parks like this, until I recently saw this advertisement . . .
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