This important breaking science news was reported by the BBC: When it comes to tongues, melting chocolate is better than a passionate kiss, scientists have found. Couples in their 20s had their heart rates and brains monitored whilst they first melted chocolate in their mouths and then kissed. Chocolate caused…
Garrison Keillor has written a Salon.com article titled "The chosen president: For the Current Occupant, it's enough to believe that he's been ordained by God. What does it matter what anyone else thinks?" Here's an excerpt: Clearly the Current Occupant sees himself as a chosen president, though his theology is…
To see why Twinkies are cheap and fresh produce is expensive,"you need look no farther than the farm bill," according to this article in the New York Times: This resolutely unglamorous and head-hurtingly complicated piece of legislation, which comes around roughly every five years and is about to do so…
Why? Because he's afraid to allow Richard Dawkins a chance to talk. Here's the proof: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8etMHn4P6g[/youtube] Next time, O'Reilly could save Dawkins the trouble of showing up. O'Reilly could simply place a cardboard facade of Dawkins opposite O'Reilly's desk and just talk at the facade, for hours, if he'd like.
Such twisted hysterical people! Or consider the other new stories now available on the Onion News Network. Check out this story that something is happening in Haiti or this report that having a friend with cancer is good for one's health.