Michael Morris is at it again at Funmentionables. This time he’s frustrated with snake handlers. Here’s an excerpt:

So let’s make a new First Commandment, even before “Love the Lord your God and your neighbor etc.” and it’s this: “First and foremost, use your brain.” Period. I don’t want to read any more news stories of snake handlers dying in my name.

The article contains an interview with Jesus H. Christ, who corrects some errors in the Bible.