Vitter went a whoring

I wrote the following poem to commemorate the ongoing rampant hypocrisy.
Tim Hogan

Rep. Vitter (R-LA) went a “DC Madam” whoring, he was elected US Senator and the GOP found it boring.
Rep. Weiner tweeted his clothed wang, the GOP made it into a big thang!

Sen. Craig (R-ID) had a “wide stance” but, the GOP said; “so what?” to his advance.
Rep. Weiner tweeted his clothed wang, the GOP made it into a big thang!

The National Republican Campaign Committee twice went a Vegas sex clubbing, the GOP gave it no drubbing.
Rep. Weiner tweeted his clothed wang, the GOP made it into a big thang!

The RNC youth went to club featuring bondage and had its fill; the GOP didn’t blink an eye paying the bill!
Rep. Weiner tweeted his clothed wang; the GOP made it into a big thang!

Gov. Mark Sanford (R-NC) went a “hiking;” the GOP still kept its liking!
Rep. Weiner tweeted his clothed wang, the GOP made it into a big thang!

Sen. John Ensign (R-NV) preyed upon a married staffer; to the GOP, it was a laugher!
Rep. Weiner tweeted his clothed wang, the GOP made it into a big thang!

Rep. Jim Gibbons (R-NV) pushed and threatened a server when rebuffed, the GOP elected him Governor, the charges were stuffed!
Rep. Weiner tweeted his clothed wang, the GOP made it into a big thang!

Reps. Bunn (R-OR), Burton (R-IN), Calvert (R-CA), Dan Crane (R-IL), Chenoweth (R-ID), Gingrich (R-GA), Hyde (R-IL), Scmitz (R-CA) and Sherwood (R-PA) cheated and lied; the GOP just sighed.
Rep. Weiner tweeted his clothed wang, the GOP made it into a big thang!

Sen. Thurmond (R-SC) had knowledge of his family’s “colored” maid, had a child and about the races the Senator ranted and raved; the GOP and the South were saved!
Weiner tweeted his clothed wang, the GOP made it into a big thang!

The Republicans have cheated, whored and upon women and children preyed, all the while politics they’ve played. Me, I’m just dismayed.

[And here’s a one-stop source for Republican sex scandals]

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imothy E. Hogan is a trial attorney, a husband, a father of two awesome children and a practicing Roman Catholic in St. Louis, Missouri. Mr. Hogan has done legal and political work in Jefferson City, Missouri for partisan and non-partisan social change, environmental and consumer protection groups. Mr. Hogan has also worked for consumer advocate Ralph Nader in Washington, DC and the members of the trial bar in the State of New York. Mr. Hogan’s current interests involve remaining a full time solo practitioner pioneer on the frontiers of justice in America, a good husband and a good father to his awesome children.

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  1. Avatar of Niklaus Pfirsig
    Niklaus Pfirsig

    I've heard it said that the news reports the unusual, the rarities and the oddities. A shooting is news, while someone not getting shot not being attacked is not news. When shootings become so commonplace they lose their newsworthiness, then we should worry.

    In the tech world, between 250,000 and 500,000 malicious programs exist floatin around the internet to attack Microsoft Windows, it is far more newsworthy when a rare computer virus targets Mac OS or Linux.

    With this in mind, the excessive coverage of sex scandals involving Democrats and the very common media dismissal of similar Republican scandals would suggest that sexual deviance among Republican politicians is so rampant, so commonplace, that is no longer qualifies as newsworthy, while among Dems, it is a rarity and as such is news.

    The real hypocracy of the Republicans is in the way they promote themselves as champions of "family values" to get the backing of Christians in suport of their corporate-fascist agenda.

  2. Avatar of dave
    dave

    Really? This is what passes for a discussion on this blog? I've been away for a few weeks. Looks like I didn't miss anything…

  3. Avatar of Erich Vieth
    Erich Vieth

    Dave: Let me get this straight. You are saying that this website has published nothing of value for the past several weeks?

  4. Avatar of Tim Hogan
    Tim Hogan

    change that to "unclothed wang."

  5. Avatar of Rolf Schilling
    Rolf Schilling

    You go, Hogan. Dead on. Bravo, grumpypilgrim. Dave, take a pill and get over yourself. Problem is, however, that almost no one is seeing this, compared hoi polloi moronoi slavishly soaking up the monolithic spin.

    Props to you, Sisyphus. Push that stone. Probability be dammed.

  6. Avatar of Niklaus Pfirsig
    Niklaus Pfirsig

    A neocon website, AtlasShrugs2000 shows the alledged photo. It is of a man's crotch, clad in qray cotton briefs and displaying a noticable bulge. Many common R-rated comedies shown on cable TV channels are more explict, as are the photos of male models in the menswear section of the Sears catalog.

    By contrast, a full frontal nude photo of Arnold Schwarzenegger (a glam shot pose with his teil in full view) is readily available on the internet, and is not controversial.

  7. Avatar of Tim Hogan
    Tim Hogan

    Someone needs to post the "Ayn Rand idolizes serial killer" post on AtlasShrugged2000! Maybe the yappers will shaddap!

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