Since none of the co-authors to this site speak for ultra-conservatives, I visited a conservative bulletin board on Myspace.com today to see what’s on the minds of conservatives these days (I don’t hear them talking about Iraq much any more).  Here’s what I found:

I think . . . that Jesus would (if he came back) – toss liberals into a lake of fire, turn gays to pilars of salt, miracle all Mexican immigrants back across the border, erase affirmative action from the history books, get a tattoo of a rebel flag, make dumb the new smart, turn scientists into apes and make Bush Ruler of America for life.

Occasionally I need to read things like this to be reminded why I’m trying to save the sheep.