God: Human bodies are not designed for playing football

According to The Onion, God recently announced that the human body is not designed for playing football.

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Erich Vieth

Erich Vieth is an attorney focusing on civil rights (including First Amendment), consumer law litigation and appellate practice. At this website often writes about censorship, corporate news media corruption and cognitive science. He is also a working musician, artist and a writer, having founded Dangerous Intersection in 2006. Erich lives in St. Louis, Missouri with his two daughters.

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    Jim Razinha

    I heard a good one yesterday: If God designed us in his own image, whay aren’t we invisible, too?

  2. Avatar of Karl
    Karl

    You can’t “see” the software program working through the circuitry, but we would be foolish to say it wasn’t there.

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