My wife and I have two daughters. My older daughter, JuJu, is 11 years old, but she’s growing up quickly. In fact, just today she received her application to join AARP:
I figure that AARP is assembling an extremely powerful voting blog to the extent that they are successful signing up people as young as eleven.
Bummer. Your report undermines my confidence that AARP is our only hope of finding Osama bin Laden.
I mean, the guy's over 50 and needs regular healthcare for his diabetes. Is there any better candidate for some AARP insurance?
I say we sic the AARP on the guy and they locate him and send him a membership letter, we just follow up!