The Onion reports:
“By killing off the No. 1 threat to the environment, new Marlboro Earths will have a long-term effect on the overall health of our planet,” Philip Morris spokesperson Janet Weiss said. “If everyone in America does their part and joins our new green-smoking movement, then together we can eradicate man’s destructive practices once and for all.”
Wow, that's kinda heavy for an Onion article, but I like it.
Reminds me of "The Enlightened Tobacco Company" which marketed the "Death" brand of cigarettes. Which eventually died by the way…..