The Onion: Obama’s plan gives seniors choice of how to die

According to The Onion, President Obama has now come forth with details regarding his death panels for senior citizens:

“Once again, let me be perfectly clear,” Obama continued. “Seniors, rest easy knowing that I will never, under any circumstance, sign a bill that doesn’t give you the option of being murdered by my administration in a manner of your choosing. I promise you that.”

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Erich Vieth

Erich Vieth is an attorney focusing on civil rights (including First Amendment), consumer law litigation and appellate practice. At this website often writes about censorship, corporate news media corruption and cognitive science. He is also a working musician, artist and a writer, having founded Dangerous Intersection in 2006. Erich lives in St. Louis, Missouri with his two daughters.

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    tmol54 October 8, 2009 Reply

    I cannot discern how this post "focus[es] on using current events as a springboard to higher-level discussions about human animals and the human condition," as stated in the Dangerous Intersection "Manifesto."

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      Erich Vieth October 8, 2009

      I need to get around to amending the Manifesto.

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      Erich Vieth October 9, 2009

      Jay: I think I get your drift. More "awesomeness." Check!

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    Tim Hogan October 11, 2009 Reply

    I want awesomeness here!

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