I recently volunteered to serve the data mining company, FaceBook. That is, I have joined this social networking site, fed them my stats, and regularly post information that FaceBook incorporates into its marketing database. Anything you write or post, they claim as their personal property so they can resell it.And there is the reputed link between FaceBook and the CIA. But I figure that since the FBI launched Carnivore in the 1990’s, we’re all scrod, anyway.

But the real point of this post is to show you this funny version of Biblical Creation, as it might have manifested in FaceBook. They even have Sarah Palin, you betcha! And it isn’t actually on FaceBook. No worries.

Excerpt:

• God: Don’t worry, Cobra, you get to stay here. Just hang out in the garden.
• Cobra: Ok. You mean on the beer trees?
• God: Er, sorry, for budgetary reasons, we had to replace the beer trees with apple trees. But it’s ok, apples are good for you. Just go play on those, ok?