You can buy a casket at Costco.

You can buy a casket at Costco. I don’t really have any comment about this fact.  I was simply surprised to see that you could buy a discount coffin (and other discount accessories for the dead).  For less than $1,000, you can get the “In God’s Care Casket.” Not bad, considering that the average price of a casket is $2,000.

I can just imagine someone heading out the door right now, saying “I’m heading off to Costco to buy a casket!  They got some great deals out there on funeral accessories.”

I’m not in the market for a casket, mind you.  And when I do die, I’d like to be cremated and scattered to the winds.  Maybe by then, Costco will have a drive-thru cremation service.

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Erich Vieth

Erich Vieth is an attorney focusing on civil rights (including First Amendment), consumer law litigation and appellate practice. At this website often writes about censorship, corporate news media corruption and cognitive science. He is also a working musician, artist and a writer, having founded Dangerous Intersection in 2006. Erich lives in St. Louis, Missouri with his two daughters.

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    Richard Neal

    Cremation is much worse for the environment than a casket, especially if you get a biodegradable one.

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    Erich Vieth

    Richard: Good point. I certainly don't want to make my last act an extravagant use of fossil fuel to burn my remains.

    But I do wonder what uses more fossil fuel: burning one body or making a simple biodegradable box, transporting it to a cemetery, digging a hole and filling it.

    The first question is how many tons of carbon does it produce to cremate a body? Well, thanks to Google, I found a risque site that does offer some serious looking numbers.

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