Harvard professor Gary King determined that Washington lawmakers spend a lot of time calling each other names (King is interviewed "How senators spend 27 percent of their time taunting each other" in The Week). Groucho Marx might have to rework the lyrics in the song from Horsefeathers

I don't care what you have to say It makes no difference anyway; Whatever it is, I'm against it! No matter what it is Or who commenced it I'm against it! Your proposition may be good But let's have one thing understood Whatever it is, I'm against it!

to include a couple of slurs to bring it up to date.