I stumbled across this Bible punishment quiz [1] this morning. It’s pretty straightforward, based on the Bible and therefore shocking. It’s a good thing no one (not even Fundamentalists) reallys follow the Bible. If you do well on this quiz, feel free to take other Bible quizzes [2], all of them equally based on the Bible (or fundamentalist interpretations of the Bible) and equally disturbing.
The quizzes are part of a much larger humorous site called Landover Baptist Church [3]: The Largest, Most Powerful Assembly of Worthwhile People to Ever Exist. Unsaved are NOT Welcome!
Don’t forget to check out the gift shop [2], where you can buy Vacation Bible Gun Camp Gear.
Also check out the 60-second sermons [4], including “Breastfeeding is a Sin” and “Does Jesus Watch Me Go Poopy?”
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