{"id":5858,"date":"2009-04-03T11:10:30","date_gmt":"2009-04-03T17:10:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dangerousintersection.org\/?p=5858"},"modified":"2009-04-03T11:10:30","modified_gmt":"2009-04-03T17:10:30","slug":"why-michelle-obama-should-never-have-touched-the-queen-of-england","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dangerousintersection.org\/2009\/04\/03\/why-michelle-obama-should-never-have-touched-the-queen-of-england\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Michelle Obama should never have touched the Queen of England."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jon Stewart and John Oliver explain why it is that you should never touch the Queen of England (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2009\/04\/03\/john-oliver-explains-the_n_182737.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">as Michelle Obama recently did<\/a>).<\/p>\n<table style=\"font-family: arial; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 11px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; 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