Archive for the 'Humor' Category

The Gay Pride Confederate

Monday, February 11th, 2008

Sifting through some of my photos from last year, I found a shot that tickled and confused me at the time that I took it, and still does now. I would like to share it with all of you.

But first some background: Last summer, I was watching my city’s Gay Pride Parade in my city’s token “gay area”. Amid the drag queens, Log Cabin Republicans, gay flag teams and buses full of lesbians, stood this curious man:

The Mysterious Gay Pride Confederate

I still wonder about you, Gay Pride Confederate. Do you bear the flag as a sign of irony? If you do support what this flag represents, why do you live in the “gay” side of town? Do you brandish the flag as a symbol of your southern roots, as you drink wine topless at 10 in the morning? Do you represent life in a modern age full of contradictions? Mr. Gay-Pride-Confederate-Who-Also-Appears-To-Be-Black, you fascinate me.

This post was written by Erika Price

Why we do the things we do.

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

Does anyone really know the answer? Ever?

That’s the point of this excerpt from a short essay by novelist Harlan Ellison:

. . . [My] fourth marriage just sort of happened: It seemed like a good idea at the time. In fact—and this is the core of all my wisdom about love—whenever we try to explain why we have done any particular thing, whether it’s buying T-bills or why we would live in a house in the mountains or why we took the trip to Lake Ronkonkoma, or whatever it was, the only rationale that ever rings with honesty is: “It seemed like a good idea at the time.” We’re really no smarter than cactus or wolverines or plankton; and the things we do, we always like to justify them, find logical reasons for them; and then you go to court later and the judge says, “Well, didn’t you know that it was doomed from the start?” I’m waiting for someone to say to the judge, “Because, schmuck, I’m no smarter than you.”

From A Curmudgeon’s Garden of Love, Compiled and edited by Jon Winokur, p. 50 (1991).

This post was written by Erich Vieth

World class pranksters at large

Sunday, February 3rd, 2008

For a world-class prank, check this out:

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The group is called “Improv Everywhere: We cause scenes.” This group obviously has a lot of fun, yet takes their work seriously. Check out its website — the right column lists the group’s other “missions” (they indicate that they’ve had about 70 missions so far).

The other missions include “Suicide Jumper”, synchronized swimming and “No Pants 2K8″ (On Saturday January 12th, 2008 nearly 2,000 people took off their pants on subways in 10 cities around the world).

For the other missions by Improv Everywhere, check the Mission Highlights here.

This post was written by Erich Vieth

More cartoons from around the world

Saturday, January 26th, 2008

Note from Erich:  DI has a purchased a license from Cagle Cartoons to publish these cartoons.  We are proud to support the work of these cartoonists.  

I thought I’d mention a bit more about Cagle.   It is an organization owned by cartoonists for the benefit of cartoonists.  Cagle publishes the works of hundreds of cartoonists from around the world.  How do I choose which ones to publish at DI?  Many times, a cartoon will touch on a topic discussed in a recent DI post. Other times, I thought the cartoon made a good political point or simply was enjoyable.  I hope you find these worthwhile too.   

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Big Daddy Oilbucks
Mike Lane, Cagle Cartoons

 

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Girl Scout Cookies
Mike Lester, Rome News - Tribune

[Note:  See the post entitled "Don't buy Girl Scout Cookies"]

 

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Internet and Identity
Angel Boligan, El Universal, Mexico City

 

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The Violinist
Angel Boligan, Cagle Cartoons, El Universal, Mexico City

 

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Video Games
Angel Boligan, Cagle Cartoons, El Universal, Mexico City

 

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Gender Equality
Ares, Caglecartoons.com

 

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Bush and the snake
Olle Johansson, Sweden

This post was written by Erich Vieth

50 atheist aphorisms and bumper sticker slogans

Saturday, January 19th, 2008

This compilation is provided by Living the Scientific Life.  This is definitely not any sort of ecumenical outreach program.  Here are the first seven slogans:

  1. Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers
  2. Honk If Your Religious Beliefs Make You An Asshole
  3. Intelligent Design Makes My Monkey Cry
  4. Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.
  5. There’s A REASON Why Atheists Don’t Fly Planes Into Buildings
  6. “Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day.”­ God.
  7. God Doesn’t Kill People. People Who Believe in God Kill People.

This post was written by Erich Vieth

Do Politics Change?

Thursday, January 10th, 2008

As I was sitting in the Jury holding area last week, I began to read volume one of the “Centennial History of the Civil War” by Bruce Catton: “The Coming Fury“.

Between periods of listening for my number to be called, I plunged into the 1860 presidential primaries. Those left wing liberal Republicans had the good-old-boy Democrats running in circles. Except that the main issue was homeland integrity instead of Homeland Security, the machinations seemed quite similar to recent news. That is, allowing for technological and social context.

We now know that the issue was powerful enough to split the conservative party down the middle, the liberal party won the election, and then the country split across the middle. Those were interesting times, in the Chinese Proverb sense.

This year the same formerly conservative party (”Democrats”) have as front runners two Senators who would have been ineligible to vote or own property in 1860. Some things do change.

But to keep this post short, a more recent historical note. I had cut this political cartoon from a paper some weeks less than 16 years ago and found it in my desk recently:

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This post was written by Dan Klarmann

Cartoon time

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

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 by Pat Bagley, Salt Lake Tribune

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by Nate Beeler, The Washington Examiner

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Tab, The Calgary Sun

Dangerous Intersection proudly supports the creators of these cartoons, which are printed by permission, pursuant to an arrangement with Cagle Cartoons.

This post was written by Erich Vieth

For all you Nietzsche lovers

Thursday, December 13th, 2007

You know who you are!

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This post was written by Vicki Baker

Pug humor

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

This one is for Mindy, who loves her Pug.

This post was written by Erich Vieth

New trouser law for politicians

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007

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A proposed new federal statute would prohibit politicians from wearing their pants higher than their current ratings in the polls.

RJ Matson, The New York Observer

[Printed with permission of Cagle Cartoons]

This post was written by Erich Vieth

Hillary and Rudy

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007

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RJ Matson, The New York Observer

Printed with permission of Cagle Cartoons.

This post was written by Erich Vieth

The Onion: Proposed Bill Would Bring 4,000 Troops Back To Life

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

This is one of those really funny Onion articles with an extraordinarily sharp edge. Bravo to The Onion.

This post was written by Erich Vieth

Internet Aimlessness Can Lead to Odd Treasures

Monday, November 19th, 2007

One of my favorite current cartoonists is Brooke McEldowney. I discovered his work online a few years ago in the form of “A Fairy Merry Christmas”. In the interest of copyright non-violation, I’ll leave it to youse to Google up your own excerpts.

This cartoon series was an NEA sponsored 6 week series. Finally, a use of NEA funds that anyone can appreciate. Except that it only appeared online, and maybe in a few papers. Anyway, I was captivated by the sense of humor. It doesn’t hurt that McEldowney has a magnificent grasp of sensual line in his figure drawing.

After its conclusion, I found his two other strips, 9 Chickweed Lane, and Pibgorn. It took my local paper about another 2 years to discover either one of these, but I’ve been reading them online. (Pibgorn is temporarily without a home as of this writing).

Well, I’ve started reading the cartoonist’s blog, wherein he refers to his teenage daughters as Snark Major and Snark Minor. This led me to one of the Snarks own blog, currently written from her post as a freshman at Aarkvard University (arch rival of Dale, you know).

So, if you want to follow a mental roller coaster of exceptionally twisted and oblique prose, check these out. I had enough fun there to be willing to impose it on yall.

This post was written by Dan Klarmann

Cartoons: Oil in the news

Saturday, November 17th, 2007

Cartoons often communicate complex political ideas faster and better than prose.  For this reason, DI recently purchased a license from Cagle Cartoon Syndicate in order to reprint the cartoons of some of the best cartoonists in the business.  We are proud to support this work.  Today’s topic is oil. 

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This post was written by Erich Vieth

Great bathroom mirror prank

Friday, November 16th, 2007

This one took a lot of work to set up, but it’s quite entertaining.

This post was written by Erich Vieth

PreCambrian Ephemera, Satan’s Snares, and Horse Dung

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

Writer John Scalzi recently visited the Creation Museum.    He  has written his report, assessed his impressions, and concluded…well, you should read his conclusions for yourself, here.

I do  not have Mr. Scalzi’s flare for describing expensive nonsense in such finely satirical, subversive, and somewhat detached a manner.  There is also a FlickR show attached worth a look—go through the images separately, though, rather than as a slide show, as he has added comments also worth a look.

The capacity of human beings to deceive themselves and ignore evidence that things really aren’t the way they wish them to be might in itself be proof of god’s existence.  How else does one explain it?  The fact that money was spent to put this elaborate Rube-Goldberg explanation on exhibit, that people who are otherwise perfectly reasonable and intelligent seem totally unwilling to use that intelligence and reason when it comes to a pet obsession, is proof of something.

Surely it is.  But what?

I am not at all sure.

But they are.

This post was written by Mark Tiedemann

Baby boomers on social security cartoons

Monday, November 5th, 2007

The theme is well focused here.  We laugh about this, though the topic (and therefore any reasonable solution) is off-limits to today’s savvy politicians.

This post was written by Erich Vieth

Onion: Bullshit is the most important issue for 2008 voters

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

The Onion News Network always gives us top notch humor.  Often, though, ONN uses its wit to effectively make a serious point.

This post was written by Erich Vieth

Godless is the new queer!

Thursday, October 11th, 2007

Hitchens LOL

This post on Ebonmuse’s site “Daylight Atheism” and a caption contest sponsored by Hemant the Friendly Atheist, combined with a lull at work and a low-grade fever, inspired me to create the above Hitchens macro. (Sorry to subject you all to this type of thing again, folks!)

Ebonmuse describes the “kerfuffle” caused by Sam Harris’ recent advice to atheists to stop calling themselves atheists:

Harris’ main point, as best as I can summarize it, is that the term “atheism” already comes with negative stereotypes attached to it, and by using it to describe ourselves we are playing into the hands of our opponents. He says that we are “consenting to be viewed as a cranky sub-culture” and that we have “walked into a trap” by so doing. When we call ourselves atheists, religious people who already think they know what atheism is and how to refute it will assume they know all about us already and can dismiss our arguments without further notice.

Atheism is a perfectly good word that means “without a belief in god or gods”. Yes there are some negative stereotypes attached to it, many of which have to do with the people who harbor the stereotypes rather than with the people who call themselves atheists. There are others, such as the belief held by some religious people that atheists want to pry the Bibles from their tightly clenched sweaty little hands and force-march them into evolutionary biology re-education camp, that might (just possibly, perhaps, I dunno, going out on a limb here) have been encouraged by sound bites like “science must destroy religion” and “moderate believers give cover to religious fanatics — and are every bit as delusional.”

Be that as it may, Sam is totally missing the point here. The fact is, people are rallying around the word “atheism” already. This is the basic building block of social and political change - the affinity group. People - young, highly educated, articulate people who could potentially play a big role in pulling our country out of its rightward slide into the abyss - are organizing themselves into more or less formal networks around this principle. Sam you have their attention, and in these days of information overload, that is the sociopolitical motherlode.

His response to the criticism he received was completely ham-fisted. He tries to make a point by sprinkling the words “as an atheist” through a reasoned defense of stem-cell research and asking if adding the words made the statement any stronger. (This is about on the par with his brilliant rhetorical strategy of substituting the word “witchcraft” for “religion” in some quotes from reviewers critical of his writing.)

The “as an atheist” thing just makes no sense to me, as an ignostic. Surely the idea is that arguments based on logic and reason stand on their own merits, without reference to one’s “metaphysical commitments” (as Mike C. would put it.) The point is not that everyone who becomes a formal member of an atheist group or just signs up to receive email action alerts needs to drink the koolaid and wear the t-shirt (or the backwards baseball cap.) The point is, you have an infrastructure for organizing.

Despite Sam Harris’s swipes at liberals, and the “barbarians at the gates” mentality of some neo-atheist ditto-heads, I think the political initiation of non-believers can only be welcomed as a good thing by anyone on the leftward side of the political spectrum.

This post was written by Vicki Baker

Is America ready for a woman President?

Saturday, September 22nd, 2007

Sam Bee of Comedy Central takes a not-so-serious look at this commonly heard question.

This post was written by Erich Vieth

“I am not gay” cartoons

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

Dedicated to the exploits and not-so-earnest protestations of Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig, the cartoonists are having a field day. 

This post was written by Erich Vieth

Barack Obama on the Daily Show

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

Comedy Central presented this interview in two parts:

This post was written by Erich Vieth

This Is Not Us

Saturday, August 11th, 2007

Pakistani pop stars say no to terrorism in this video:

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This post was written by Vicki Baker

What do walled-off people think about immigration?

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

Cartoons aren’t always funny. Sometimes they make serious points more efficiently than a big page of prose. There’s no better example than these cartoons from Cagle.  This set is entitled “Latin America’s View on Immigration.”

This post was written by Erich Vieth

Scary Mary Poppins

Monday, July 30th, 2007

I caught this on Andrew Sullivan’s site, The Daily Dish.

The premise? What if Mary Poppins was made into a horror film? Here’s what:

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This post was written by Erich Vieth