Rides you won’t find in the new Bible theme park

January 31, 2012 | By | 1 Reply More

Hell-bound Michael Morris has been working hard at Funmentionables. In his most recent article, he lists seven theme park rides you won’t find at the upcoming Kentucky bible-theme park, which is getting $43 million in tax breaks.

Here are the categories:

1. Porkvalanche!
2. The Undead Jamboree
3. Everybody Must Get Stoned
4. Ye Old Testament Sideshow
5. Tamar’s Wild Ride
6. The All New Testament Sideshow, and
7. Noah’s Post-diluvian Carcass Roundup

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Erich Vieth is an attorney focusing on consumer law litigation and appellate practice. He is also a working musician and a writer, having founded Dangerous Intersection in 2006. Erich lives in the Shaw Neighborhood of St. Louis, Missouri, where he lives half-time with his two extraordinary daughters.

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  1. Hellbound AND damned proud of it.

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