Archive for September 26th, 2010
I spotted this quote by Tom Friedman on Daily Dish:
China is doing moon shots. Yes, that’s plural. When I say “moon shots” I mean big, multibillion-dollar, 25-year-horizon, game-changing investments. China has at least four going now: one is building a network of ultramodern airports; another is building a web of high-speed trains connecting major cities; a third is in bioscience…; and, finally, Beijing just announced that it was providing $15 billion in seed money for the country’s leading auto and battery companies to create an electric car industry… Not to worry. America today also has its own multibillion-dollar, 25-year-horizon, game-changing moon shot: fixing Afghanistan.
The story doesn’t end with this helpful and insightful quote. Perhaps, the above quote is an attempt by Friedman to attempt to redeem himself for his pro-war rhetoric from prior years. He has himself to thank for the fact that the U.S. warmongering mentality has caused us to fall so far behind China.
And we continue to fall behind China because we can’t wake up from our nightmare in which relatively few people armed with unsophisticated weapons such as box-cutters are deemed more dangerous than the Soviet Union at its height, armed with thousands of nuclear warheads. Thus, we will continue to spend more than half of our federal tax revenue on military pursuits.
Our exuberant and delusional warmongering is killing our economy and our future.
I hadn’t heard of the term “paraprosdokians” until I visited englishforums.com. The definition: “a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to re-frame or re-interpret the first part.” Englishforums.com offers 30 paraprosdokians, including these:
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ?
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.