The Onion: Obama’s plan gives seniors choice of how to die

| October 7, 2009 | 5 Replies

According to The Onion, President Obama has now come forth with details regarding his death panels for senior citizens:

“Once again, let me be perfectly clear,” Obama continued. “Seniors, rest easy knowing that I will never, under any circumstance, sign a bill that doesn’t give you the option of being murdered by my administration in a manner of your choosing. I promise you that.”


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