Bush Administration destroyed cancer research center and scattered the researchers

May 13, 2009 | By | 6 Replies More

Assimulated Press – May 13, 2009

Recently discovered secret documents indicate that, in 2006, the Bush Administration ordered the destruction of a major cancer research center and banned the doctors and researchers from ever again communicating with each other.

Dr. Rod Nym, former Director of the center, recently agreed to discuss this disturbing incident with the Affiliated Press.  Nym indicated that the towering brick and mortar research center had its genesis several years ago thanks to a large grant by the Marduk Foundation.   The Center was built in the middle-east corridor of the tri-state region to bring together hundreds of cancer researchers from all corners of the globe.

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Even though the researchers and doctors came from many different countries and spoke many different languages, they were able to communicate efficiently thanks to special software installed throughout the center.  The software was similar to Babelfish, and it instantly translated any language into any other language, enabling the researchers to collaborate to an extent never before seen in an international research team.

Dr. James King was also quite proud of the work done by the Center.  “We had assembled a first-rate international community of experts.  I can’t adequately express the pride we all felt in working together doing our research and helping cancer patients.”

Nym added, “We fully intended to wipe out cancer with our advances.  We constantly encouraged each other to think outside of the box.  We refused to recognize any limits to what we were striving to do.”

The Center had been widely praised for its progress in developing new cures to cancer.  Many of the patients at the center had shown dramatic progress.

“It was a tall and beautiful research facility,” stated Nym.   “I worked in the main tower of the state-of-the-art center.  I was in heaven, at least until George Bush ordered the destruction of our research center.”

The newly discovered documents indicate that the Bush Administration decided to destroy the new research center and scatter the researchers because “the researchers were too proud of their own accomplishments in discovering cures for cancer.”   The Bush executive order required not only that the research center be destroyed, but that “all copies of the translator software must be erased.”

The destruction of the translating software confounded the communication of the researchers, and they no longer collaborate in any way.

As the wrecking ball knocked down the last remaining fragments of the center, a large group of people from a local church applauded.  One of those people was Ms. Armanai Etemenanki, who mentioned that her own father was battling lung cancer.

“I pray every day that God will cure my father of his cancer,” Etemenanki said.  “There’s a right way and a wrong way to be healed, and this arrogant group of researchers was a bad idea from day one.”


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Erich Vieth is an attorney focusing on consumer law litigation and appellate practice. He is also a working musician and a writer, having founded Dangerous Intersection in 2006. Erich lives in the Shaw Neighborhood of St. Louis, Missouri, where he lives half-time with his two extraordinary daughters.

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  1. Erich Vieth says:

    If this story has you puzzled, I will readily admit that it is a work of fiction. There is a point to the story, however. Here's a clue.

  2. Tim Hogan says:

    Quit preaching Erich! Tuo quo que!

  3. Dennis N says:

    I figured it out from the first sentence, but don't stop; these articles do serve an excellent purpose.

  4. Devastatingly brilliant!

    Any believers who feel that this representation is unfair are free to create their own fake news stories as Karl did very well when he countered my initial post of this kind.


  5. Tony Coyle says:

    Bravo Erich.

    Mongo like!

  6. Mike M. says:


    The fiction of your tower of babel story reminded me of the absolutely true, shocking and almost unbelievable case of Dr. Wilhelm Reich. Reich was an author and psychiatrist who worked with Sigmund Freud and Albert Einstein. In 1956 the FDA, in declaring Dr. Reich's orgone energy research "bad science", ordered all his scientific equipment smashed with axes. Two months later, the FDA burned six tons of Dr. Reich's books, journals and research papers in New York's 25th St public incinerator. Dr. Reich was then transfered to Federal prison where he died of a heart attack. This all happened in the USA from 1956-1957, not during the Spanish Inquisition of the 15th Century.

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