LOL. Not too bad. Not too bad at all.

The Eden County General Hospital board of directors had appealed to the DONOs (Department of neighborhood organizers) to have the prominent father arrested, placed in chains, flogged and beaten, but they never did discover just where he could be located as he didn’t leave a forwarding address and his cell phone GPS locator always sent those interested in finding him back to their own addresses.

To the dismay of the DONOs the crime scene and all evidence vanished for perpetuity. The judgment of the DONOs however was never removed from the social consciousness of those who don’t believe the whole story to begin with. The story became a myth to those who knew it couldn’t possibly be true even though they always seemed to return back to it time and time again. It became part of the song that never ends.

So the DONOs decided their only recourse in the matter was to assign guilt by association to all who claimed any kind of knowledge of the purposes behind the motivations and actions of the prominent father. The penalty for any who would not deny even an attempted relationship with the father would be the same judgment they would have placed upon the father if he were able to be tracked down and arrested by the DONOs.

It came to be expected that anyone who publicly stated a desire to even attempt a personal relationship with the prominent father from the human justice of the DONOs would be held as a hostage in order to bring the fugitive out of hiding so they could see what they were really up against.

One day someone who others said was the son of the prominent father was held hostage and tortured by those hoping to see if the prominent father would return and show his face again. (Some just wanted to know what he did with all of the rest of the back yard playground equipment.)

The DONOs used the legal system to push their torture to the ultimate limit, fully expecting for this imposture to either bring back the prominent father or put an end to the myths once and for all.

DONO if its worth your time but, Now you know some more of the story. (no rights reserved)

This isn’t preaching, its too sarcastic to be considered that.

Check your satire level much? Ian Oda = Adonai, the Hebrew title of god.

Levi Natas = Satan ivel. Don\’t think the “ivel” is significant, probably just Evil with the vowels swapped.

Alex and Elizabeth…Adam and Eve?

Assimulated indeed.